Ongoing Pun Competition
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- pieces o'nine
- Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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What are you saying, Zank? That ray was pining for the fjords, but he's no Moor.
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Sad news, everyone. My lovely eel has slipped away from me.
It’s my own fault really, or my wandering eyes, at any rate.
I just couldn’t help myself. When I saw this:

I exclaimed, ‘Man, tis shrimp is beautiful!'
It’s my own fault really, or my wandering eyes, at any rate.
I just couldn’t help myself. When I saw this:

I exclaimed, ‘Man, tis shrimp is beautiful!'
- pieces o'nine
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Only time can eel her broken heart. You, sir, are a cod.
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- black bart
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Oh I wish to cod you lot would stop carping on about your love lives look what happened to my girlfriend:

She was battered to death!

She was battered to death!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Um, Black Bart, ah, you might need, um, some, uh, salt with that battery.
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salt and battery... 

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Oi be sorry fer yer loss, Barrrt, an bein' battered to death be orfull an awl, but yer GF mayde folks uncomfertibull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppYgu3PZHk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppYgu3PZHk
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pieces o'nine wrote:Oi be sorry fer yer loss, Barrrt, an bein' battered to death be orfull an awl, but yer GF mayde folks uncomfertibull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppYgu3PZHk
That's hilarious...the fish deserves an oscar.
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For "Best Unsupported Actor"?
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That's not punny!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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pieces o'nine wrote:For "Best Unsupported Actor"?
Well, that fish had to fight off tough opposition from the others actors in his category:
Angelina Jelly, Christian Whale and Dame Judy Tench.
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Doan fergit awl thee parrrt-toime hackters, loike WalkTheePlankton...
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An' Thee Black Spotted Cod.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:An' Thee Black Spotted Cod.
Oh dear...that pun is a 'Turtle' Disaster!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Watch what you say, Black Bart!
DTH remembers everything posted; he has turtle recall.
DTH remembers everything posted; he has turtle recall.
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