Ongoing Pun Competition
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Detective TurtleHolmes
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And hoarding Tibet to themselves? That's just shellfish.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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black bart
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Oh my god...that's so corny I can't believe it, I am I herring this right.
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black bart wrote:Oh my god...that's so corny I can't believe it, I am I herring this right.
I'd trout that as a showcase pun.
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These puns are getting out of control, I really think we ought to be brought to eel.
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Excuse me, but the eel in question is my new love interest. We make a very cute couple. People see us swimming along and say, ‘Look! That’s a moray.’
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black bart wrote:
That was epic, Edd.
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Thanks, BB, Z.
I try.
I try.
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black bart
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Only someone as well provided for as Edd could have come up with that pun...Oh yes, I've heard he's very well eeled.
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Edd loves her for her eyes, like two limpet pools.
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My lovely eel is one of a kind. She swims through troughs and swells but she is also occasionally carried by a group of seabirds. She wants to be like light; traveling by waves and, in part, gulls.
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Your eel is a good choice in a mate: she'll never be caught for fission chips. And while there are flashier fish in the sea, I can state that they're subject to betta decay.
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pieces o'nine wrote:Your eel is a good choice in a mate: she'll never be caught for fission chips. And while there are flashier fish in the sea, I can state that they're subject to betta decay.
Did you just make a physics joke and a marine biology joke at the same time?
Epic.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
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Yeah well talking of Science, I went for swim yesterday and I saw a dead Manta Ray...he was an X-Ray.
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black bart wrote:Yeah well talking of Science, I went for swim yesterday and I saw a dead Manta Ray...he was an X-Ray.
FAIL
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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