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Re: Did you know?

Postby Taidje Khan » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:16 am

Similarly, the best way to deal with a fish attack is to pretend you're a bear.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:09 am

Did you know that Jennifer Aniston's real name is Jennifer Anistonapoulos?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Moral Minority » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:38 am

Did you know that Gary Oldman's real name is Leonard?

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:07 pm

Did you know that Black Bart looks like Phil from Eastenders?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:32 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Did you know that Black Bart looks like Phil from Eastenders?


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Re: Did you know?

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:46 am

Did you know that the second most published book in the world (after the Bible) is “Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong”?
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:30 pm

Did you know that the least published book in the world is 'Long Winded Tales, the Complete Collection' by Walktheplank?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:45 pm

Doth ye lot knoweth that this day be RRR's anniversary as a member ?
Remembering St. John
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:51 pm

I knew it.

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:[from the new convert thread, Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:12 am ]

I have always been a fervent disbeliever of organized religions, categorizing myself as agnostic, and extremely serious about it. I felt that there was no proof of any higher power, but that there was no proof against the existence of a higher power.

My opinion had always been that, if there was a higher power, it would be so far beyond us that to say we knew the Truth would be ridiculous.

Then, this evening, for no reason at all, I thought I would try to dress up as a red herring (fish costume with communist hat) for halloween this year.

In searching for patterns for fish costumes, I came across an FSM costume with a link to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

His Marinara Majesty, in His semolinic wisdom, had put the idea of the costume into my head to bring me into the embrace of His Noodly Appendages.

I repent the agnosticism that had run rampant through my life, but I plead ignorance. I did not know the Truth.

RAmen.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:52 pm

Did you know that guy who created Wonder Woman had a second woman brought into his marriage, and was way into bondage? Did you know that as a result, bondage is a running theme in Wonder Woman?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Elastoman » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:20 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:Did you know that guy who created Wonder Woman had a second woman brought into his marriage, and was way into bondage? Did you know that as a result, bondage is a running theme in Wonder Woman?


Heh - I'd sure like to test her "power bands"...

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:07 am

fueledbycoffee wrote:Did you know that guy who created Wonder Woman had a second woman brought into his marriage, and was way into bondage? Did you know that as a result, bondage is a running theme in Wonder Woman?

I didn't know that. I'm not... Wonder Woman.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:18 am

Oh, go kill the pope with bad homemade wine.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:31 am

Yeah? well go mess up your neck with a shiatsu machine!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:32 am

Go drink a ton of expresso and stay up all night watching The Sweeney. And then sit on yourself.
Vote Pieces for Pope! She didn't buy me off with the funny hat, I swear!... She made me a cardinal.


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