The Your Banned Game

[fueledbycoffee]

You're banned for being a grammar Nazi.

[Taidje Khan]

You're banned for not understanding that different words have different meanings, and that the improper use of words can inhibit understanding.

[Wawizzle]

You're banned for posting in this thread.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

You're banned because my back hurts.

[Wawizzle]

You're banned because I'm tired but I know I'm probably not going to be able to sleep if I lay in my bed.

[fueledbycoffee]

You're banned because I'm bored.

[Wawizzle]

You're banned because my muscles are sore.

[fueledbycoffee]

You're banned because I've been standing for eight hours and my legs are enlisting my pinkies in an open revolt.

[Wawizzle]

You're banned because my legs hurt from squats.

[fueledbycoffee]

You're banned for squatting. Buy your own house, bum.

[Wawizzle]

You're banned for living in a 6-bedroom apartment in upper-east manhattan.

You're also banned for not reminding me this isn't the lies thread.

[fueledbycoffee]

You're banned for not remembering that this isn't the Lies! thread.

However, you're unbanned when I remember that I don't care.

But you're banned again for suggesting that I might ever rub shoulders with yuppies.

However, you're unbanned when I remember that Patrick Bateman lived around there, and he was awesome.

Then you're banned again because I have the sudden desire to axe someone in the face to "Hip to be Square," and, being a pacifist, that just don't jive, dawg.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

You're banned because I'm tired but I know I'm probably not going to be able to sleep if I lay in my bed.

You're banned because lying down on my back causes me intense pain.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

You're banned for forgetting to take off your shell before bed.

[Moral Minority]

You are banned because as my mother ceirtanly told me, it is always important to try new things.