Off Shoots

[sgmmoore]

Off shoot sect. Not like the Protestants did from the Catholics, but like the Protestants did to themselves. They have more off shoots than you or even they can name let alone imagine. And they're also pretty good at making fun of one another, like speaking in tongues, praise and worship, asking you to leave the church because you left your husband or wife but not caring they were an abuser....

Spaghetti is nothing without the sauce. And what about the meatballs? And we are leaving out a whole nation of converts if we forget the Italian bread.

No there are no 'Ten Commandments' yet, so tonight we are having tortellini. Hope the FSP is not offended.

[BenDover]

....I have no idea what I just read. But for the sake of it, RAmen.

[Josh M]

Pardon my French but, what the flying shit muffins are you talking about? I can't even tell if that was for or against the FSM. Translation please?

[MonkeysInACan]

... I'm scared... Very Scared...

[Rextu]

I think he's afraid that eating pasta might offend His Noodliness.

[joeybsmash]

Pardon my French but, what the flying shit muffins are you talking about? I can't even tell if that was for or against the FSM. Translation please?

Hey man! Watch out!
I worship a flying shitmuffin monster!
I find your post very offensive.

[Conally]

i dont think the flying spaghetti monster has sauce (correct if wrong)

[Elastoman]

Though not commonly pictured with sauce, I believe that in a very G. Love kind of way, FSM got sauce. No, no - I'm positive of it.

~E.

[Conally]

i guess his blood could be ragu

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Ahoy! If you haven't done so already (and I suspect you haven't), you should read all the threads (or at least the first posts in them) in the Standards And Practices forum (the top of the list). You should also post in the New Convert thread in that same forum, as you should have done with your first post before making this thread. Pay attention to the FAQ, as it has Q&As about schizms, different food preferences, and other things.

Welcome aboard!

[BossOfTheGame]

No there are no 'Ten Commandments' yet, so tonight we are having tortellini. Hope the FSP is not offended.

ARRG! WHAT BE THE FSP!? IF YOU WERE TRYING TO TYPE FSM YOU SHOULD TRY A PIRATE ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD! IT REDUCES TYPOS!
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi ... 1115204527
ARRG! THE 8 I REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN"TS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN ANY NUMBER OF COMMANDMENTS!

[Moral Minority]

I think he was trying to warn us against schisms.

We already have a vegetarian denomination. It's kinda like having Orthodox and Catholic Pastafarians.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Yeah, only the vegetarian "denomination" consists only of yourself. The other vegetarian Pastafarians are just vegetarian Pastafarians.

I'd say it's more like liberal Catholics and fundamentalist Catholics than like Catholics and Orthodox Christians. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is flexible enough that there's really no need to cause schizms except to be a nuisance.