PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:23 am

black bart wrote:Aaaarrrrgh...no one can reveal the secret recipe by pain o death...granted thar be Fish Heads in it, but what type o Fish Heads?


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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:17 am

Aaaaargh...be careful matey...ye could bring doon upon yer head...'The Curse o the Black Fish Head!!!!!!"
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:49 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
black bart wrote:Aaaarrrrgh...no one can reveal the secret recipe by pain o death...granted thar be Fish Heads in it, but what type o Fish Heads?


Fish heads of Pain and Evil?


Fish heads o triviality and purveyin more loik yer blaggard...get back to the borin threads where ye belongs!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:57 pm

Zankou Chikkin.

Oi 'eares as hit taystes loike fish heads...

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:20 am

Argh !
Wot a mess !
Tis suitabull fer pirates oi gesso .
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:22 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Zankou Chikkin.

Oi 'eares as hit taystes loike fish heads...

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:D
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:03 am

Miss July:

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She's not so good from the waste up aaaarrgh!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:20 am

Half a girl...I demands half me subscription back!!!!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:39 pm

See wot 'appens wen oi lets thee old salts wreck o mend a centrefold, hafter such foine past sug jest chuns (iffen oi sais so meself, an oi duz).

Hit be moste pitiabull.


But oi 'as sumfink speshul up me sleave fer Oggest that be happealin to thee *ovver* pyrate tastes!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:40 am

pieces o'nine wrote:See wot 'appens wen oi lets thee old salts wreck o mend a centrefold, hafter such foine past sug jest chuns (iffen oi sais so meself, an oi duz).

Hit be moste pitiabull.


But oi 'as sumfink speshul up me sleave fer Oggest that be happealin to thee *ovver* pyrate tastes!


Urk...I don't loik the sound o that...I hopes it will only be an half of the 'ovver' pyrate taste. An no gettin RRR ta whip out his candy...we aint avin none o that in PlayBilge!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:35 am

Tell the Rev, he left some of his candy in me crows nest.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:05 pm

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:Tell the Rev, he left some of his candy in me crows nest.

Auntie! Dint yer pyrate mam nivvir teech ye ter *not* tayke candy frum straynge men?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:26 pm

I hope the Rev is readin this lol! He's not that strange really...for a Graphic Designer blokey.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:16 pm

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:30 am

He bain't reedin this drivvil. Oi's 'eard that disrepyootibull artist types allus be owt, loorin yung wimmin t'see "et chings" an such. An byin candy t'broibe anchent pyrate wenches wot moight be less-than-descrimmin aten inn theyre cam penny.
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