How Many Have You Converted?

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu May 22, 2008 9:04 pm

I may have just made another convert.

Not religous conversion, but I have found someone interested in th forum, at least.
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Postby black bart » Fri May 23, 2008 10:12 am

Pick me, pick me.
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Postby Capn Tayth » Fri May 23, 2008 5:11 pm

My mate from school is now a convert, he helped me talk to some Jehovahs Witnesses, or whatever them people are who be coming round to ye' door, and moaning about Jeebus.

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri May 23, 2008 5:13 pm

I preashed today to the unbelievers and they akzepted the word of FSM. They might just konvert.

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby Tesvoy » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:42 am

I love it when I convert someone. The look on their face when they see the light is fabulous. OMFSM.
It is soooooo good to find a community of like minded, intelligent individuals who all seem to have a great sense of humour.
Love it.
Love the FSM.
Love converting people.

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Postby tehgrisp » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:18 pm

Andrey Kurtenkov wrote:Rowan Atkinson would be a felicitous choice as European-Pastafarian-Star.

That's actually a good idea.
"Mr. Bean Converts London"

Duke wrote:Find an atheist or an agnostic with a sense of humor.

You wouldn't believe how difficult both of those criteria are to reach, at least where I am.
Everyone's either a Catholic or a jackass. Mostly both. Sixteen hundred students in the high school, am I the only one who is neither? (Or both, referring to the quote.)

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:37 pm

I converted a dude sorta and he posts here sometimes
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:15 pm

tehgrisp wrote:"Mr. Bean Converts London"

I would have gone with "Blackadder's Fifth"
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby marijane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:44 am

oh...a couple, at least...have to work on that next school year...
Have you been touched?

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby led3234 » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:47 pm

Two friends of mine.
Gamertag - specialed324

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby MeatLoafFan » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:40 pm

I've converted 6 in my time..

4 jews, a catholic, and an atheist at that...

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby damngoths » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:03 am

ive converted like 4 in 2 days, im hopen it spreads fast, cuz a lot of ppl in my school r not open minded and theres a lot of fucking fanatical christians
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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby Phlebas » Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:36 am

I don't know how many were converted, but I handed out 150 flyers last Friday. The vid can be found at -

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby ConcreteBalloon » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:49 pm

I've truly converted one guy.

Like, I mean, he's a true pastafarian now.

I've gotten lots of people interested, though.

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Re: How Many Have You Converted?

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:12 am

Only 4 so far.
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon:

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
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