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Noob

Postby black bart » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:06 pm

Griffin wrote:BB be a noob fer definite Aunty. 'e'll nevir get ther 'ang o' bein' a trew Pitrate. In fact, Oi calls 'im BB The Noob in proivate. Oi dont know nuffin about MM so don't nevir say Oi do.

An' anuvver fing. That Connelly chappie gon an cut awf 'is 'air. Wot 'e dun that fer?


Aye that's me...just a crab infested Noob!

Lucky they don't QUEST people on here that's all I'll say. :wink:
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:56 pm

Did oi hear quest ? Tharr hasn't been a quest in these waters since the search for Midgit Mountain , or was it thee Shiraz Quest ? Oi doan memmer , twas that long ago .....argh!
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Shiraz

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:57 am

Arrr...I loiks a bit o Shiraz.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:33 pm

Arrrgh. Shiraz be a step up from grog.

Oi hespeshully henjoys attackin' French ships to liberate bottles o' Remy Martin.
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Postby anthrobabe » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:04 pm

Oi've sum Remy rounds here some place....

Oh here it be

that was a short quest
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Postby Griffin » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:08 pm

Oi sees no newbies!

Wot you'all be postin 'ere fer?
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:08 pm

Hopen yer ois!
Duz yer sees any noob pyrates?
No, yer duzzent.
So thee rest ov us 'as ter post to keep thee thread aloive, loike.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:08 pm

Hit also hincreeses thee PfP count.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:10 pm

Just until we shanghais sum freshe cabin bouys an seasoned pyrates.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:51 pm

ARRRRRRRGHARRRRGH
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:30 pm

I agree


ARGH
My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:59 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Rum

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:11 am

Arrrrr...I always knew he were a rum un.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:28 pm

ARAAAAGH ! That PG be a razskull . NOT TO WURRY ME DARRIN"S ! Yer Auntie has shipped in a new batch frum thee StillmastARR ! It be weightin' inna hold . Who will be a dearie an' unload The Nest ?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:56 pm

Not only is it good in that it is, indeed, more rum, but it also contains the antidote to the last batch.

When all true pirates have been systematically cured, then shall I consider talking like a pirate.

Until that time, incognito is my byword-
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