Mr Blobby with a mullett--- Oh the humanity!
btw- Mr. Blobby called- he's not happy with the lot of you for making such fun of him-- he's talking law suit.
Show us yer big cannon!
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anthrobabe
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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black bart
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Panzer
AAARRRRRRR...the Arrrrgh 4000 Panzer Division:
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black bart
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Balls
Arrrrrgh...look at the size o those balls!
How the ell do the crew get em in the barrel?
How the ell do the crew get em in the barrel?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
YArrrrrr...
O'id be wrestlin' wif balls that big. Yarrrrr...Oi will need to start another thread Entitled 'Show us yer Big B....'oh never mind.
Could make for a great game of marbles though!
O'id be wrestlin' wif balls that big. Yarrrrr...Oi will need to start another thread Entitled 'Show us yer Big B....'oh never mind.
Could make for a great game of marbles though!
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Arrr... I remembers that huge great cannon. Useliss bluddy thing.
I 'ad twenty o' the things mounted on me ship once. Put us a bit low in the water, but we managed to somehow creep arthritically out to sea. We were just off the coast o' Calais when we spies a French vessel.
Ah-harrr, thinks I. These new guns'll make short work o' them. I orders the ship about, an' we fires a broadside o' the massive cannons at 'em.
The recoil blew me ship back into Portsmouth High Street.
I 'ad twenty o' the things mounted on me ship once. Put us a bit low in the water, but we managed to somehow creep arthritically out to sea. We were just off the coast o' Calais when we spies a French vessel.
Ah-harrr, thinks I. These new guns'll make short work o' them. I orders the ship about, an' we fires a broadside o' the massive cannons at 'em.
The recoil blew me ship back into Portsmouth High Street.
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black bart
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Water
Aye...I remembers that incident...all credit to Mayor Liversausage though he lept into action and turned yer ship into a Water Amusement park fer All the Family:
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Re: Water
black bart wrote:Aye...I remembers that incident...all credit to Mayor Liversausage though he lept into action and turned yer ship into a Water Amusement park fer All the Family
Aye. It gives me the right 'ump seein' all those kids usin me garrottin' post as a maypole, and people 'aving picnics on me floggin' table. I even hears that they opened up the bilge as "The Chamber of Horrors". Didn't even do anything to it.
YArrrr...
O'id be gettin the barbeque out onto the foredeck to sell a few Bilge Rat Burgers.
O'id be gettin the barbeque out onto the foredeck to sell a few Bilge Rat Burgers.
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Volcano
Arrrr, If ye look at the centre o that pool there appears ta be a Volcano...could it be a vision o Pastafarian paradise?
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Strippers
Arrrrr...thar be strippers floatin down that slide though.
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Re: Strippers
black bart wrote:Arrrrr...thar be strippers floatin down that slide though.
If Big Ron be there, there be summit else floatin down that slide.
YArrrrrr...
Oi can see a Pirate 'Caddyshack' in the makin'. Nuthin werse than droppin' yer candy bar in the swimmin' pool.
Oi can see a Pirate 'Caddyshack' in the makin'. Nuthin werse than droppin' yer candy bar in the swimmin' pool.
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