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Postby Duke » Wed May 09, 2007 7:48 pm

A Ninja-Pirate. We could compare notes.

A Viking or a knight?


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Postby NeuroFreak » Wed May 09, 2007 7:59 pm

Knight, they are chivalrous and hopefully wouldn't try to pull anything. Plus the shiny armor is sexy (and hopefully he isn't as big as a Viking so he would take up less space).


Tinky Winky

or

Cujo
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Postby Duke » Wed May 09, 2007 10:00 pm

Definitely Cujo. Less annoying, easier to kill without feeling guilty.


A talk show host or a stand up comedian?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeuroFreak » Fri May 11, 2007 4:28 pm

A talk show host (Stephen Colbert in particular :D )


An opera singer, female and over 400lbs.

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Snuffleupagus
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Postby farfalla » Tue May 15, 2007 1:59 am

Snuffie, I"ll take the fur in my mouth over the singing


Henry the VIII

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Henry Winkler

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Postby Duke » Tue May 15, 2007 2:40 am

Henry number VIII, softer.

George Bush or Tony Blair?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeuroFreak » Wed May 16, 2007 6:49 pm

Tony Blair, he'll just do what I say.

Rachel Ray

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Martha Stewart
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Postby Monk/Honkey/Banana » Wed May 16, 2007 6:56 pm

Martha Stewart went to jail...but Rachel Ray is annoying...

Martha Stewart at least the phonebooth would be decorated

Satan(Santa) or the guy from Balloon Fighter

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Postby Duke » Wed May 16, 2007 7:42 pm

The balloon dude. What's so bad about him?

Alien or Predator? :D


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeuroFreak » Thu May 17, 2007 3:14 am

Predator. Based on Alien vs. Predator, Predator prefers to kill aliens over humans, especially if the human is female.

A hypochondriac

or

a person with trichotillomania
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Postby Duke » Thu May 17, 2007 3:34 am

Hypochondria sounds a little more pleasant.

A tiger or a lioness?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeuroFreak » Thu May 17, 2007 3:36 am

A tiger, they look more cuddly (plus a lioness is a skilled hunter...i guess a tiger is too...)


Alfred Kinsey

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Timothy Leary
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Postby Ziggy » Fri May 18, 2007 11:41 pm

timothy leary, because I want my remains to be sent into space too.

Jehovah's witness

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a bottle of uranium in pill form

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Postby Duke » Sat May 19, 2007 12:15 am

Uranium. Tasty.

A hippie or a Hell's Angel?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Cryofdragon » Sat May 19, 2007 12:34 am

Hippie. easier to slay.

an orca

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a shark
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