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Postby Zankou » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:45 pm

Nice...your turn
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.

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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:01 pm

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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Postby Zankou » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:02 pm

A towel...that's like th oldest one in the book
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters



"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.



"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean



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New riddle

Postby Zankou » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:04 pm

Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.

Aaar!
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters



"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.



"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean



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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:09 pm

Oh well excuse me!

Oh how about this one?

A blacksmith can't bend me. Indeed he bends to me

A monarch can't rule me. Indeed I rule over him

I am free to everyone but not everyone will find me.

Yet when I am found, only couples may enjoy me.

What am I?
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Re: New riddle

Postby MPTrooper » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:14 pm

Zankou wrote:Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.

Aaar!



Humm...railroad tracks?
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Re: New riddle

Postby ken worley » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:21 pm

Zankou wrote:Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.

Aaar!


A sailing ship.


And MPT's is an erection.
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Re: New riddle

Postby MPTrooper » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:29 pm

ken worley wrote:
Zankou wrote:Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.

Aaar!


A sailing ship.


And MPT's is an erection.


That would be the answer if you like being wrong.
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Postby Cryofdragon » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:21 pm

Besides, you don't need a couple to enjoy an erection. Silly Zankou.
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:28 am

Some thing tell's me it is God
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Re: New riddle

Postby Zankou » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:32 pm

ken worley wrote:A sailing ship.


correct


MPT...no idea...but...is it "TIME"?
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters



"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.



"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean



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Re: New riddle

Postby PantyGnawer » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:38 pm

Zankou wrote:MPT...no idea...but...is it "TIME"?


that sounds right, except for the last line.

I'm thinking it might be love.
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Postby Zankou » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:41 pm

that's what i ythought originally, but, the blacksmith doesn't really bend to love...
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters



"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.



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Postby PantyGnawer » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:49 pm

OH YEAH! WELL IMHO THAT DAMN BLACKSMITH CAN GET BENT FOR ALL I CARE!


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but, the blacksmith doesn't really bend to love...


He does if he loves a midgit!
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Postby Zankou » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:00 pm

You have many problems...how many of them are bacon related?


So, my answer is: Time
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters



"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.



"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean



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