Hey, I'm new, I received the FSM gospel for my holiday present.
I'm still wondering about ful conversion of FSM.
I mean I'm not quite sure, Lushotology (which I encourage you to look at) or FSM?
And I don't think I'm clear on the FSM's views on the LGBT (please say you know what it stands for)
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xeddieizzardx
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xeddieizzardx wrote:Hey, I'm new, I received the FSM gospel for my holiday present.
I'm still wondering about ful conversion of FSM.
I mean I'm not quite sure, Lushotology (which I encourage you to look at) or FSM?
And I don't think I'm clear on the FSM's views on the LGBT (please say you know what it stands for)
Yah, I know the acronym.
The FSM has no views. His flimsy moral standards don't encompass it, and he couldn't care less anyway.
As to the religion thing, you could probably sport both, if you so desire. Hell, I'm an atheist and a Pastafarian. His Noodly Goodness probably wouldn't mind if you practiced Lushotology. Everyone knows many noodles all lead to the same pot.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Pirate-Brother Penne
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oh holy day
glory to FSM in the highest
His vengeance is a dish best served with garlic bread
Praise be to theeee
Spahhh gehh heheh teeeee
Ramen
Praise be to theeee
Spahhh gehh heheh teeeee
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Ruby Rhod wrote:I'm not here to hug anyone, but I'll say hello to you all from a distance.
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We welcome haptephobes too! May you be touched from a distance by His Noodly Appendage.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Hello, I'm new to these forums.
I enjoy web design, video games, reading good books, and smoking cherry tobacco from my pipe.
I'm a self-proclaimed atheist, and optimistic nihilist. I've dabbled here and there in the teachings of Robert Anton Wilson's Discordianism, but I hope you pastafarians aren't intimidated by the sacred chao and all that Eris has to disclose.
I enjoy web design, video games, reading good books, and smoking cherry tobacco from my pipe.
I'm a self-proclaimed atheist, and optimistic nihilist. I've dabbled here and there in the teachings of Robert Anton Wilson's Discordianism, but I hope you pastafarians aren't intimidated by the sacred chao and all that Eris has to disclose.
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Welcome, Verum! I think there's a place for you here. 
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
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--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Pastafarian hippie
I don't believe in computers because the estblishment will use them one day to take over the world.
anyway im new here and i really am a hippie and i will be bringing my theorys of the establishment to the fourums along with fellow pastafarian hippies from my area
Dont patronize me cause i saw the word tolerance in one of the sticky post
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Blue Oyster Cult
anyway im new here and i really am a hippie and i will be bringing my theorys of the establishment to the fourums along with fellow pastafarian hippies from my area
Dont patronize me cause i saw the word tolerance in one of the sticky post
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Blue Oyster Cult
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Hi!
First of all, these emoticons are amazing.
And I'm an agnostic but ever since I recieved a FSM banner on my Myspace (it mysteriously appeared there. Must be the His holy Noodlyness 
) I've been intrigued. So hopefully I'll learn more about this religion (the greatest religion so I've heard) and have fun
P.S. - I've always wanted to be a pirate
First of all, these emoticons are amazing.
And I'm an agnostic but ever since I recieved a FSM banner on my Myspace (it mysteriously appeared there. Must be the His holy Noodlyness ) I've been intrigued. So hopefully I'll learn more about this religion (the greatest religion so I've heard) and have fun
P.S. - I've always wanted to be a pirate
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