Lies!

[BreaktheSP3LL]

^Secretly has a fetish for Santa

[don juan]

^should not look under my bed

[Duke]

^Drinks motor fuel spiked with lemonade every night before going to bed.


Duke

[Warlord of Elephants]

^Once made a rum still out of a pineapple and some bamboo

[deadgenome]

^Once convinced the dark lord morningstar to redecorate his mothers flat with stripey wallpaper and flowery carpets that were stolen from the vault of the federal reserve by several ninja chipmunks high on crack-cocaine which they had purchased from a leading russian orthodontist with fake monopoly money printed in the blood of a virgin octagenarian once famed for catapulting captain crunch whistles to the poor and impoverished of Belgium and Korea using a trebuchet she manufactured from nothing but small twigs and spit.

[Warlord of Elephants]

^Has seen the movie "The sound of music" 37 times.

[MPTrooper]

^ Plays Dungeons and Dragons

by himself

[don juan]

^is my mother in law

[Pastafarian Pirate]

^is my mother

[BreaktheSP3LL]

^ate my mother

[Warlord of Elephants]

^Once proposed using WD-40 and grain alcohol as a fuel for faster than light travel

[KidDirty]

^Once consumed way too much grain acohol and thought he was traveling faster than the speed of light. Later, he used WD-40 in a manner for which it was certainly never intended.

[Warlord of Elephants]

^While lost in the Arctic ate his own left foot to survive!

^Once consumed way too much grain acohol and thought he was traveling faster than the speed of light. Later, he used WD-40 in a manner for which it was certainly never intended.

I tell ya two more sniffs and would have seen GOD!

[MPTrooper]

^ Understands Japaness Video Game RPG's

[Warlord of Elephants]

^Laughs with glee when finds 'gummy worms' in his M.R.E.