[ Xiao Hu ] wrote:
due to the increased production of CO2 gases produced by insufficient fuel sources through out the People's Republic of China, the former Soviet Union, Eastern Europe, intercity America and South America in their factories. The rise of CO2 causes increased reactivitiy with the SO2 and the CaCO3 that in effect are alreaday yielding supstancial amounts of CO2. With the increased chemical gas absorbers of solar radiation we are increasing the heat contained by the greenhouse effect on earth. this is evident of Venusian data complied by the Venera and Magellan missions and the direct relation of volcanic explusion to the production of CO2
And mine:
First off, do you have a degree in climatology? What about chemistry? Do you have any degrees of any sort in the area of science? I don't think you do. Now I have a degree in Pastafarianism, and I say that everything you just said is a conspiracy put in place by His Noodly Goodness. Now you might ask, how does He make global warming occur? Well, you see, fuel does not usually put off CO2. However, since the rapid decline in the pirate population (see figure A) he has been using his Noodly Appendages to make the fuels put out CO2 (see figure B)which then creates a chemical reaction, like you explained, that he figured out, actually he knew it all along, which causes global warming. Also notice the date at which the Pirate temprature begins its decline and the tempratures rise. HMMMM It begins 5 years before the first railroad was built. Hmmm, Pirate population declines, FSM notices that is going to continue after the first 5 years, thus he invents trains that run on coal and produce CO2 which then in turn causes global warming. He does it this way to put out a conspiracy to test our faith.
Figure A
Figure B
I thought this argument might be useful to others in case their faith was ever brought into question.
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