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boghog
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Postby boghog » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:01 am

Extra one is free
:D



Have you seen my clue?
It seems that I have dropped it.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:11 am

Here, you can have mine

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I too, am clueless
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Postby kiwimac » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:53 am

For I'm on a diet
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes."
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Postby boghog » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:05 pm

Hey, kiwimac - if you post two new haiku lines, we can keep the game going.
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Postby kiwimac » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:27 pm

My digit describes a circle
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Postby Shooting Star » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:33 pm

I'm a tad confused, so I'll just start over and post two new Haiku lines.
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trump

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:03 am

broken by a fart

a bronx cheer a trump
cannot be helped so pardon
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby boghog » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:09 am

me as you pass out




Odd-looking penguin
I think he seems suspicious
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:02 am

It's the furriness

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(kiwimac- haiku is 5 syllables / 7syllables / 5 syllables. We finish the previous haiku's 5 syllables, then write the first 12 of a new haiku to be finished)

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Say "Y'AAARRRGGGHHH" with pirates
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Postby boghog » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:20 am

My eye-patch frosts over




The dog's unsteady
Maybe his treats fermented
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horizon

Postby black bart » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:08 am

please do my washing



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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:50 am

"Land Ho!" I declare.

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The FSM seems
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Postby The Meromorph » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:05 pm

What was the question?




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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:30 am

Roll them off your tongue


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Back to school they go
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Postby The Meromorph » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:38 pm

Still less remember.



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