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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:47 am

What better way to promote Pastafarianism than to be in Italy where pasta was born.

The person below me wants to put the Roman back in romance.
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Postby KC Observer » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:08 pm

That's why I married an Italian! (You think I have this hat for nothing?) :D

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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:19 pm

I am simply to cowardly to say "I want to have sex with somebody of your weight and height." :roll:

The person below me would like to mate like a squid.
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Postby KingLackLuster » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:40 pm

sure, sounds fun.


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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:50 pm

But I won't have sex with you!

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Postby KingLackLuster » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:52 pm

that i do.. and no i wont w/ you


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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:58 pm

But I am clearly not ambidextrous!

the person below me will have to look up that word.
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Postby Grey » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:09 pm

Yesh.

The person below me is made of spammer cake.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:27 pm

Don't feed me to the squiddies!

Have this instead:

Party SPAM cake – 1st Place
Finely chopped:
¼ cup green peppers
¼ cup red peppers
½ cup celery
¼ cup green onion tops
1 can SPAM
Set aside.
Combine in a bowl: 2 pkg. cream cheese (8 oz) size
Slightly softened
1 ½ tsp Worchester sauce
Beat until light. Line a small cake pan with clear plastic wrap.
Fold vegetables and SPAM ingredients into the beaten cream cheese.
Spoon into the prepared pan, smoothing out evenly
Crush Ritz crackers to make 1 ½ cups coarse crumbs
Pat crumbs on top of cream cheese SPAM mixture
Cover top with wrap and refrigerate for 12-24 hours
Remove wrap and unmold onto serving plate.
Garnish top with a sprinkle of paprika or seasoning salt.
Serve with Ritz crackers.


The person below me is planning a very interesting pasta for Friday Dinner tonight.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:29 pm

I was. But I went through a spam filter yesterday and now my soul is clean.

The person below me invented the tasty meat treat Spam.

Edit: Man, this is my day for cross posting.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:45 pm

That was Al Gore I think.

The person below me is planning a very interesting pasta for Friday Dinner tonight.

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:49 pm

A model of Harlech Castle made from macaroni, the moat filled with Alfredo sauce, and little knights carved from Romano cheese.

The person below me has written a Wiki article about muskrats.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

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Postby Grey » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:54 pm

Yes. And our local muskrat is featured in it. ^^

The person below me has recently made a pontoon boat out of empty beer kegs, and plans to float it out on the nearest body of water.
The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.

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Postby GlowInTheDarkBlonde » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:54 pm

I had to live in my ditch for a week to get to know them better before I could write that article.

The person below me has orange skin because they used too much fake tanner.
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Postby KingLackLuster » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:42 am

haha it burns it burns! my eyes burn as a result of me being orange



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