i'm bryan, 16, from NC, pastafarian religion and atheistic beliefs, i had a childhood where i was a heathen but i've strightened up since then, and matured into a bright yhoung man, and from about 8th grade and up, i've just been getting in trouble for stuff, that is reguarded as stupid to me, and my whole grouup of family and friends
8th grade i was expelled for 'causeing a riot' because i felt that the one girl shouldnt win class president because she is rich, and has the money to hand out candy bars for a vote, what is that teaching kids about elections and politics/govern? so i decited to fore run her oppositions campaign, and things got out of hand, and people started 'helping me' but putting up negetive signs, i wasblamed that this was mine, but i did start the mess, so i took the blame of one day of ISS, well the schooll, then outraged, aparentally put togeter the idea of when i came to get lunch from iss to hold up signs and posters and write free killian or free bryan on their body and signs, (killian being my last name) and they were set to free me
so i go back to the iss room, oblivious to what had went on. then the principal comes in, and takes me to her office and expels me
cause - "causing a riot/disruption of learnign enviorment'
which is bullocks imo
so i have atheistic beliefs, and i am thought as weird by the typical narrowminded southerners around here
and this recentally happened today (upon other stupid things i've been in trouble for)
this was posted as a bulliten on my myspace
characters
me - played by me
cooley - asst principal/whore/former stripper(no lie)
styles - iss teacher, super christian, but knows right from wrong, nice old woman
i got iss today, for wearing an eyepatch heres the whoel story:
this weekend i decided to buy pirate regalia so i would have it, since i'm a devout pastafarian
and this morning i decided, hey lets wear it to school, they shouldnt get mad about a blow up sword, an eyepatch, and a green cloth sash
btu when i walk in
mrs cooley bitch stops me and says
"whoa whoa whoa stop, whats that?"
me "its my pirate regalia"
her "you need to take that sword off, and put it away in you8r locker or soemthing"
me "okay...... " and i continue to walk off
her ".. oh do you have an eye injory?"
me "no... its pirate regalia"
her "well you need to take it off"
me "um.... okay"
so i take it off walk a bit down the hall, and put the eye patch back on, and in 1st i draw a picture of a cuttless, and put it at my side, i'm not wearing incomplete pirate regalia
2nd period is good
3rd goes fine
then as i go to lunch i start to walk outside
and she stops me again
her "havnt i told you to take that off?"
me "its my religious pirate regalia, the uniform of his chosen people'
her 'you have iss for the rest of the day'
me 'wait.... so i cant weair pirate regalia, but they can have their jesus festival?"
her 'WHAT?!"
me (repeats)
her (on radio) 'ms styles, bryan killian will be joining you for the remainder of the day"
so i go in
tell me styles
shes apouled that they gave me iss for that
and i teach her of his noodlyness
and she tell other teachers, so i've taught 3 people of his noodly ness well wait... 3 teachers and all the peopolpe in iss that day, who thought me getting in trouble, aloing with others, was BS
i see it has religious persectution
its just like the crusaids, except i'm not being killed
so tuesday
if yiou support me or FSM at all, wear an eyepatch, belt, and understandalbally a drawn picture of a cutlass, because that could be thoguht bad, so lets just draw a picture
my next step is bobby henderson
i love him

so
eyepatch
sash
and cutlass tomarrow, despite the atrocoties of today
and if i'm persecuted today, i'm goign to fight
because this is getting out of hand
and ill demand that if i cant wear an eyepatch, and thats against school code, then christian wearing any crosses should be
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
men!