Spreading the holy text

[DreadPirateEthan]

Recently, some non-believers gave my local post office many copies of "The Great Conspiracy" (for those who are not familiar, seventh day Adventists). And they manages to put it in my mailbox without postage.

This gives me thought. Have we considered doing something similar like putting them in hotel drawers?

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

An interesting thought . . . I don't see why we shouldn't.

[DreadPirateEthan]

Perhaps we should take a lesson from the Gideons and put out literature in hotel rooms.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Much of the problem is we don't technically have the right to print and distribute The Loose Canon, but The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a maybe. You could bring the idea to Bobby. Send him an e-mail, see what he thinks. Again, only he can print and distribute The Gospel (The Loose Canon doesn't belong to him, in case you didn't know). His support, plus whoever we can gather here, would probably be enough for most hotels to do it.

[DreadPirateEthan]

What is the easiest way to contact our beloved profit?

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Well we know he reads his e-mail, let's try that. It's on the website, venganza.org. This is his e-mail: [email protected].
Also, profit is when you get money. The word you're looking for is prophet.

[Cardinal Fang]

There are some lovely fliers on the main Venganza site. Maybe one on those slipped into the front of the Gideon's Bible? They can be printed off on your home printer.

CF

[DreadPirateEthan]

That's really limited to the number of hotel rooms I visit, which is not many.

[ChowMein]

You could staple flyers on wooden poles and such .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

um , um ,
we mite staypull sum ov dem flyer fings 2 Uncca Puddys tale .

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

There are some lovely fliers on the main Venganza site. Maybe one on those slipped into the front of the Gideon's Bible? They can be printed off on your home printer.

CF

Why in the world should WE have to do the work? Besides, we can argue to most hotels that it is our first amendment right (and we'll threaten to band together and write horrible reviews about their hotel online) to have our gospel available in all hotels. And if they refuse, as I have decided to start saying from now on due to the fact that it's catchy and true: "Having fun isn't hard when you have a library card, but all your demands are met with a few lawsuit threats." They don't know that we aren't legally a religion, and they don't need to know either.

[MachoUnicorn]

Recently, I made a petition on the official US Petition website to make pastafarianism a religion accepted by the US, as it was in poland, netherlands, etc. So if you would like to help, here it is.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... eligion-us

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Thank you! I've been meaning to do this!

Someone made Congress consider building a Death Star at one point

WE have a reasonable request, because ours costs no money and is quick and easy.
Also, I've got quite a few e-mails . . . you know what that means.

XD The top three petitions all involve Donald Trump XD

EDIT: I signed it with every account I have, but none of them are registering?
I already activated it with the confirmation e-mail.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Thank you! I've been meaning to do this!

Someone made Congress consider building a Death Star at one point

I have a reasonable request, because MY costs no money and is quick and easy.
Also, I've got quite a few e-mails . . . I know what that means.

XD The top three petitions all involve Donald Trump XD

EDIT: I signed it with every account I have, but none of them are registering?
I already activated it with the confirmation e-mail.

KeEP ON TROOLIN DEM CANIN FEEF ! DAT WULL WERK !
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