The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:29 pm

Ahem! Hit 'as bin brought t'arrrgh hattenshun that Black Bart's winnin' nommy nashun fer Thee Best Long Winded Tale Hawarrrghd -- despoite stuffin thee ballits -- were premachoor, loike...

* guffaws from thee audience *

...all roight, lads. An thee late-breakin hentry from Thee Black Spot 'as put a differnt loight on thee judges points-

* more guffaws from the audience *

-all roight, all roight, enuff ov that ye scrofuluss jackanapes! Now we has three choices:
1. We taykes Bart's hawarrrghd -- by forrrghce hif needed -- an gives hit t'thee Black Spot--

* the hall erupts with riotous cheers and hooks, peglegs, and tankards pounded on the tables *
* a small but vocal contingent from Bart's Shippe draws their cutlasses an begins yowling something about the 'Pirate of the Year' *


[raises voice above the din]: 2. We stands by thee judges deesishun an tells The Black Spot t'get 'is nommy nashun an ballit stuffin hin on toime next yeare, hits nowt loike 'e dint no hit were toime fer thee anyule Jim Lads, now is it--

* the hall erupts with even more riotous cheers; hooks and peglegs pounded on the tables; and tankards thrown as missiles *
* Black Spot's crewe draws their cutlasses an starrrghts movin' porpoisely t'warrrghds thee dye-us *


[shouting into the microphone]: 3. We gives an hwarrrghd t'bof ov 'em (hits not loike there reel gold or ennyfing) an gets on wif thee last o'thee cat a gories. Wot sais ye all?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:01 am

Oi'm ewesyully awl fer a goode cutless foight... but Oi read "Thee 'Unger Games" trillagee as a dare larst week an' now Oi'm awl ova sensless killin' fer a bit. :cry: :haha:

Both bart an'd The Spot put up foine reads sew Oi'd be 'appy ta see them share the haward... 6 munths tern abowt be fare.
Ov cores we awl bein' pyrates parchull to thee odd bit ov skullduggeree, iffin wun or t'other wants ta showt thee bar... :drinking:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:49 am

Hang on ta yer riggin Spot...has ye read thee smalle print!!!!

On acceptance of this Long Winded Tale Jim Lad Award, the recipient agrees to be marooned on Knork Island for four years!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:25 am

"Gah!" screamed Spot. "Foiled again." He levelled a cutlass at the judges. "Ye half-boiled scrag ends o' whelk suckers! Ye filthy spawn o' snot lickin' scabie filled rats! Ye gruntin'..."

"I'm sorry Captain, but the award for best insult has already been given. Now if you'd like to..."

The was a slam as Spot stormed out the venue. The award glinted under the lights, daring Bart to pick it up.

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:03 pm

"...and ye neva evan offad us grog bart, ye sly kiniven bugga."

Hignawin' the murma frum thee crowd, bart 'tis thinkin' 'ard [or be it just thee pritty loights reflectin' off the haward 'as 'im mesmureyesd]...
... 'marooned on Knork Isle with more knorks then Oi'd eva be showed 'ere in year ov Sundaes, or thee daylee 9-5 groind ov a pyrates loife...'
Trans loike, in 'is pink frock borrowed frum Madame Fifi fer thee hocayshun, bart reaches... then reaches agin an' agin... teech 'im ta try 'is own Stoo...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:13 pm

* is compleately bemyoosed wif thee piteeyus shorrrght memries ov wot passes fer pyrates these dayes. Happarently Bart be reachin fer thee Jim Lad fer thee Best Long Winded Tale, when 'e alreddy pocketed that hawarrrghd way back on page 16. *

* taykes hadvantage ov thee general confyewshun t'mayke a quick run t'thee bar fer annuvver cone-yak *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:32 am

pieces o'nine wrote:* is compleately bemyoosed wif thee piteeyus shorrrght memries ov wot passes fer pyrates these dayes. Happarently Bart be reachin fer thee Jim Lad fer thee Best Long Winded Tale, when 'e alreddy pocketed that hawarrrghd way back on page 16. *

* taykes hadvantage ov thee general confyewshun t'mayke a quick run t'thee bar fer annuvver cone-yak *


Marooned...Marooooooooned....oh wo is me...is this a cutlass I see before me...crool fate hath dealt me such a blow...can I take me Arrgh Pad wiv me?

I promise not to write a Long Winded Tale from the Island of Knorks an cunninglee e mail it ready fer next years competishun.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:39 pm

Thee Hackademy Awarrrghds fer Pyratickal Arrrghts be loomin on thee 'orizon. Starrrght spammin' thee Pyrates seckshun wiv yer beste hinsults, yer beste (oar wurst!) long winded tayles, yer moste hinspyrin' large cannon fotos, yer faverit pyratickal booze ressipeas, yer moste creative pit bull fotoshoppes(!), yer moste arrrght-rendin' poetry an songs, yer moste witty weevilisms an maggotisms,... even ye scurvy lot be gettin thee drift...

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:45 am

Aaarrrgh...I has reserved a table in thee front row so I can catch thee fallin stolen cutlery.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Griffin » Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:45 am

Must remind meself, ther be the Globular Olympics or sum such soon. Anyways, anuvver chance fer me cabin bot ter get Best Award fer That Wich Cannot be Menchiuned. Er, I ment cabib boy. Cabin Bot wuld jest be daft.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:17 am

"That which cannot be menshund" be a noo category as far as I can remember...

Yours Black Bart, CBB, CEOBI, DITB

(Multi Haward winner o thee Jim Lads).
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Griffin » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:59 am

black bart wrote:"That which cannot be menshund" be a noo category as far as I can remember...

Yours Black Bart, CBB, CEOBI, DITB

(Multi Haward winner o thee Jim Lads).


Aaargh! Sins h'it can't be menshiuened we cannot tel if it be new........... :confused:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:15 am

None o ye are makin any sense at all...as yewsyewal.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:24 pm

...pieces slips in an steals - er - LIBERATES all the unclaimed Jim Lads...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:13 am

...luckily thee real ones were melted down years ago...I knows nothin about that... :guilty:
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