Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Yaaaghhhrr , thee blaggarrrrd scoffed awl thee beer a gain !

Sum things nevverrr change , RRRRRRR .

[ChowMein]

Tis troo Auntie ,tis troo ana shame at thet yarrrr.

Here be another offring frum Havelock thee Sodden .

Drink eight to twelve cans of beer or shots of vodka ( if ye wish to hide yer drunkeness frum yer captain believing the lack of odour from the spirit will fool him or her ).

Place two cup of penne into whatever pot ye can find .
Add cold water.
Toss in all of your captains garlic powder.
Boil away.
Have a beer or a double of vodka .
When most of the water steams away add can of tuna .
Have a beer or whatever alcohol is about .
Add package of instant oatmeal .
Turn off heat .
Add a package of instant oatmeal with apple and cinnamon .
Try some , offer some to yer captain and shipmates.
Continue claiming that ye be a fine cook and such bollocks .
Tell yer captain and shipmates that you are going to your room to eat as usual wondering why yer captain perfers the dining room table .
Leave the horrid mess to cool whilst drinking more alcohol .
Sneak out of your room to flush your creation down the loo.
Place the remainder of your creation in the fridge under the delusion that you or your shipmates will actually eat the stuff when hungry .
Go pass out for a few hours .
Wake up to change your pants after soiling them yet again , clean up the fecal matter later the next day after your shipmates complain of the smell coming from somewhere near your bunk .
Collect empty beer cans , wine bottles , or booze bottles for monetary redemption .
Throw that horrid mess you called dinner in the garbage whilst claiming to youe shipmates that chefs aways create new dishes and you are as such an artiste .
Ignore the laughter yet again .
Be forever prideful and refuse to change one iota .

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Yarrrrgh , sownds lyke sumthin' yung Nef Yoo mite rrrussel hup , wivv owt thee consumshun ovv alkahowlic bevverages ovv corrse .

Purrr haps ye cood in currage thee nu feline 2 crap on Havelock's soiled trowserrs and kill 2 birrds wivv won stown if ye nose wott oi meen , RRRRR .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

choklit moose

umm furst ye hasa sayl ta tha nu worl

din ya godda kech a moose !

din ya godda dipem in choklit

din ya godda poit em inna hice box

din ya kin et em

rrrrrrrr

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

frinch fwyz

um um um
ye haffa git sum fwozin frinch fwyz an puttem inna micowaif masheen an push buttinz

datz how unca have luck kookz dem rrrrr

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Aguila con huevos.
Take one Aguila - it's not difficult, they're not too smart

That's what you think. We're just biding our time. One day, the folly of man will be its downfall, and the Aguilas shall seize the opportunities, exploit mankind's weaknesses, and proceed to RULE THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Erm . . .
You didn't hear that.

- pluck, gut and dress it.

I'm not sure, but eating or hunting down the animal on the Mexican flag is probably a bad idea (maybe illegal) in Mexico, so I should be safe. I hope . . .

[DaveL]

What's with the 8-bit avatar?

['Murican Bald Eagle]

What's with the 8-bit avatar?

Thet dang aguila goin' incogneateo agin, aarrrggh!

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

What's with the 8-bit avatar?

I got the idea from Qwertyuiopasd. Apparently his avatar is from Final Fantasy. I've never played Final Fantasy, but it gave me the general idea. If you want to guess what it's from go here.