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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:39 am

^ keeps tea in his drawers instead of his chest.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:44 am

^ wants to let me use her chest.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:52 am

^ renowned fer 'is dead man's chest.


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:56 am

You're banned for a paedophile's smile in your avatar.

For more information, refer to this link

EDIT: Yarr! Ye beat me to 'im! I ban you for getting there before me!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:00 am

^ knows what thread he's in.


(BTW, that avatar is ME!)
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:16 am

Oopsy daisies. It was bound to happen sometime.

^**points to self** isn't embarrassed.

EDIT: I know that avatar is you, I've been on your website thing. But with the smile on your avatar, and with the smile some of those paedophiles have, they look remarkably similar. Not that I think that you're a paedophile. You're probably just a normal person. Well, not normal, but...whatever.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:27 am

^ never makes mistakes.


(I just hate smiling big for the camera. That's my half grin.)
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:00 am

^Is perfect.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:03 am

^ is piratically perfect in almost every way.
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Postby DaveL » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:00 pm

^ Doesn't look at pictures of surface to air missiles and Santa simultaneously.

^ Would hate to see several billion children disappointed, when Santa plunges into the ocean in a fiery descent.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:24 pm

^Isn't a surface-to-air missile.

^Hasn't exploded on santa on less than one occasion.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:06 pm

^ That's a beard. Turtles don't get rabies.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:11 pm

What? Oh, I Understand. Hey, now that I look at it, it does look like I have rabies! Mwuahahahahahaha!

I don't think you got the right thread though.

^Loves to AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:34 pm

^ is a scratch and sniff pirate
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:46 am

^ will return Ugly Louis to me.
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