NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:52 am

Ooooh I do love a nice Tattoo...I fancy a big 'Welcome Aboard' Tattoo but I'm not sure where to put it.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Roonie » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:13 pm

Oi, Auntie Blackbeard -

It'd be good of ye to 'elp with a quesshun I be havin' . . . what be the deal with ninjas on ye good board? Be they not heresey?

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:40 am

Ahoy matey an welcome aboard. Ninja's wiv peg legs?...it just don't cut the ice in the stealth game.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:05 pm

Roonie wrote:Oi, Auntie Blackbeard -

It'd be good of ye to 'elp with a quesshun I be havin' . . . what be the deal with ninjas on ye good board? Be they not heresey?


Ninjas !?

Wharr ?!

Well dearie , iffen thay be all hairysea as ye sais thay musta escaped me notice an' sech .
Oi figure oi be takin dem ta be quiet pirates wid a lot of hair an sech , ye know how I luv hairy fings !
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:39 pm

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:
Roonie wrote:Oi, Auntie Blackbeard -

It'd be good of ye to 'elp with a quesshun I be havin' . . . what be the deal with ninjas on ye good board? Be they not heresey?


Ninjas !?

Wharr ?!

Well dearie , iffen thay be all hairysea as ye sais thay musta escaped me notice an' sech .
Oi figure oi be takin dem ta be quiet pirates wid a lot of hair an sech , ye know how I luv hairy fings !

Loike yer... er... brassacas.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:49 am

Rubbish matey, there's not an hair to be seen on those brassicas :

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DaveL » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:51 am

Yum,

They look like spuds in the jacket wrapped with tinfoil? Have yer got any sour cream and chives to go wifs 'em?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:55 am

Arrrrr...remember the days when they belonged ta Capellini...when she was briefly a wench.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DaveL » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:59 am

Yarrrrr...

Best not risk gettin' me put in the stocks again by comparing her finest with 2 potatoes.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby yohomes » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:04 pm

hi

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:29 am

Welcome aboard me hearty...ave a read o the threads ta get a flavour an then head down the Admiral Benbow fer a grog.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby CaptainMaryFlint » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:28 pm

So is Talk Like a Pirate Day a Holy Day of Obligation or an optional observance?

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:12 pm

bof.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:14 pm

Avast it be Cap'n Flint's Gal!

Aaargh...I'll see how bad me hang over is in t morn matey...I'll stay in me hammock an talk loik a pirate from thar...

But you bein a newby should look lively loik an hoist yer Jolly Roger fer Pirates everywhere.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Pastafarian Nev » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:30 am

I am new to the ways of piratism, I have converted from my sinful ways as a ninja.


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