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black bart
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Self Assembly
Arrrrrrgh...the trouble with dem Vikings is all that Self Assembly furniture they trys ta sell yer.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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tanguerra
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~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Toothless Kate's niece, eh?
She do be showin' some promise there...
Anyways, this be my weapon of choice.
Yaar, that be a mighty small weapon matey. I'd not be bragging about that one if I were you.
I always keeps one similar to that down me boot though, just in case. Put one of them in some swab's ear like and ye'll always have his undivided 100% attention.
Aaarrrrgggh!
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
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~NoodleDemon~
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What, now it be fashionable - like to need to compensate fer somethin'?
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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black bart
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Plumbers
Arrrrgh...looks loik it be ready ta fire East European plumbers at us!
Bustlin Brian beware.
Bustlin Brian beware.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Yarr! Well, back in th' days when Oi were as it were an aviator in the Royal Australian Navy (it's OK, I got better) we used ter operate in joint hexercises wiv the army. Them army types never seemed ter unnerstan' that an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree looks from the air jest loike an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree!
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Ye may knowe mee better as Cap'n Bluenose
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Well, in all honesty, cardboard tanks and defenses confused the Germans enough to lose them Normandy.
At least, I think it was Normandy...
At least, I think it was Normandy...
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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black bart
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cardboard tanks
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Well, in all honesty, cardboard tanks and defenses confused the Germans enough to lose them Normandy.
At least, I think it was Normandy...
No, no, matey, cardboard tanks, that was Action Man versus his evil nemesis Lazy bastard.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
YArrrr....
Well it's weekend time again Bart. Guess we won't be seeing you until Monday then.
Well it's weekend time again Bart. Guess we won't be seeing you until Monday then.
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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black bart
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Silence
I'd a thought that was a good thing...ye must get tired of all me jabberin...
I was always a talkative pirate, even back in the days when it were more fashionable ta be the Strong Silent type.
When a glare at yer crew were enough to stop them in their tracks.
When an hentire voyage could go by with barely a word hexchanged between the decks and the Captain's cabin...
Aye, keep aloof they said, an yer men will fear ye...
I tried that tack...four days went by and then I had ta shout "Where's me bleedin breakfast yer filthy blaggards!" That's was it then, I was jabberin loik a Kittyhawk: "I wants two sausages, where's me black sausage? what appened to me fried bread? These beans are movin, where'd ye get these mushrooms from, nice bacon...but hang on a minute, we aint got a pig!
...and so on and so forth.
I was always a talkative pirate, even back in the days when it were more fashionable ta be the Strong Silent type.
When a glare at yer crew were enough to stop them in their tracks.
When an hentire voyage could go by with barely a word hexchanged between the decks and the Captain's cabin...
Aye, keep aloof they said, an yer men will fear ye...
I tried that tack...four days went by and then I had ta shout "Where's me bleedin breakfast yer filthy blaggards!" That's was it then, I was jabberin loik a Kittyhawk: "I wants two sausages, where's me black sausage? what appened to me fried bread? These beans are movin, where'd ye get these mushrooms from, nice bacon...but hang on a minute, we aint got a pig!
...and so on and so forth.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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anthrobabe
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OZ_Nick wrote:Yarr! Well, back in th' days when Oi were as it were an aviator in the Royal Australian Navy (it's OK, I got better) we used ter operate in joint hexercises wiv the army. Them army types never seemed ter unnerstan' that an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree looks from the air jest loike an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree!
reminds me of a C-130 painted cammo
Oh yes that's invisible!
btw- ye gets the hug o the day
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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