Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

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Do you Talk Like a Land Lubber?

Yes always, except when I'm on the internet
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Yarrr, yeah before Oi wuz ship-napped
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No-ho-ho ye scruffy bag-o-weevils
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:18 am

My word !

I must declare Sir Bart , i am dismayed to hear you speak in the tongue of our enemies .
Have you forgotten our last foray with Madame de Ouverie and her savage minions ?
Why , my dear Sir Bart , my rapier is still blunt and rusty ! Mark my words , I may never duel again !
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:24 am

You are right to be concerned, Earl Bonney. It would seem that Bart has become unsettled following his encounters with a certain Mr O'Shuffle. Perhaps we should extend him an invitation to the leap frog competition that we have organised with the servants this afternoon? That should focus his mind.

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:29 am

Splendid idea Lord Spot !

I shall have Frothlingbury bring my maids to your grounds forthwith !
We shall have a capital diversion jumping them untill tea tyme .
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:31 am

Poppy-cock my dear sirs, poppy-cock. I merely utter the sacred motto of the 'Order of the Garter' to which one has only recently been made a an hesteemed member...at least that's what Madame Fifi said to me on my last visit and I have the garter to prove it, what what.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:50 am

Ah yes. I believe that I have seen this garter of which you speak. Is that the one with the teeth marks on it?

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:57 am

Indeed Lord Spot..and not only are there teeth marks but there a few actual teeth thereon. Odd though it would appear that the wording around the Garter doesn't say "Honi soit qui mal y pense" as one would expect but utters the rather crass: Kiss Me Quick. Still it matches the knick...er it matches the other garment one received as part of the initiation ceremony:

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:02 am

Good heavens! An impressive piece of apparel! I imagine the laundry girl must have to spend a considerable amount of time with her hands in your undergarments.

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:09 am

Indeed Lord Spot and due to the size of it it takes a whole team of Laundry Girls from South East Asia to get it all shiny and clean. But enough of my social climbing, how are the preparations for the upcoming Olympiad going Lord Spot?...I heard rumours of a security breech at the Beach Volley Ball.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:02 am

Lord Bart, there's a Ms Mctavish at the door. She is requesting the return of her pantaloons immediately. She has also requested that you do not show her pantaloons to Mr O'Shuffle under any circumstances.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:07 am

Good Lord, Sir Dave...but the pantaloons in my possession are not nearly big enough to conceal, or indeed constrain the magnificent proportions of the said ladies posterior! I have heard rumour that Miss McTavish is a key member of the British Ladies Beach Volley Ball Team..I sincerely hope Knuckles has not managed to procure tickets for this event!!!!
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:20 am

I am sure that the Olympic security won't let us down. We have, after all, employed the services of Messers 4GS who are renowned for their professionalism.

As for Mr O'Shuffle, the security services are on high alert for a man with a large rucksack stuffed with kleenex.

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL » Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:49 am

Well I say!

I hear there are some strange antics that go on the Olympic Village after dark. Apparently the US basketball team are quite skilled in the art of a nocturnal sport called 'horizontal folk dancing'.

I love a good folk dance and it must be very entertaining to see those chaps do their merry jigs after dark.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:52 am

Indeed Sir Dave. Well I'm getting quite excited about the Beach Volley Ball and I have decided to offer my services as a ball boy, what, what.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:02 am

Bravo, Sir Bart. An excellent gesture. I know from personal experience what an inconvenience it can be when there's a delay in getting hold of one's balls.

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:48 pm

I say Lord Spot , speaking of balls , just two days past I was endeavouring to illuminate upon Milady PoN , thee finer points of golfing . Unfortunately Milady was lacking her own clubs so i offered the use of my own .
Dear friends , how marvellously did she handle the shaft and mark me well , my balls have never been wacked so hard .
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