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black bart
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Chef

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:37 pm

Arrrgh...DON'T...Ye'll give the landlord an his dastardly chef ideas!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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ChowMein
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Postby ChowMein » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:35 pm

allus thot = All of us thought

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Auntie Blackbeard
Gramigna Grand Admiral
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Agony

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:30 pm

Agony Aunt: Me

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DaveL
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Postby DaveL » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:32 pm

Uncle and Aunt: DaveL
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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black bart
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Uncle

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:39 pm

Man from Uncle: Napoleon Solo
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The Black Spot
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Postby The Black Spot » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:32 pm

Uncle Tom Cobbley: Old feller wi' a purple nose 'oo ponces drinks all night in the Admiral Benbow. Wears very baggy trousers fer medical reasons.

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black bart
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Tom

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:37 pm

Uncle Tom's Cabin: A small room in the back of The Admiral Benbow where the landlord is said to keep his secret recipes and a blunderbuss for when it kicks off big time.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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The Black Spot
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Postby The Black Spot » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:41 pm

Uncles: What a South African has between his legs an 'is feet.

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black bart
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Uncle Fester

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:02 pm

Uncle Fester: Walktheplank without his wig:

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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:38 pm

abaft = toward thee stern

belay = Stop that ! ,

dray = cart

galvanism = electricity

volcanism = smithy werk

hawser = large rope

perfidy = treachery

shellback = old salt

old salt = worldly sailor
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept

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DaveL
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Postby DaveL » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:22 pm

Taichi Award: An annual award given to the biggest goose on the pirate forum. Is extremely hard to win, but such feats to win the award include:

* Not reading the Continuous Salty Tale in it's entirety;
* Not understanding Playbilge or its contents;
* Claiming superior knowledge to other pirates;
* Mentioning dancing skeletons and green potatoes in every post;
* Writing in large green letters they can't understand the other threads;
* Self policing and self moderating threads, which noone bothers reading;
* Sending PM's to other pirates, indicating it's their turn to post, regardless of what timezone they are in.

Following consensus, the winner is announced and stickied at the top of the pirate forum, where they will be heckled with questions until their ears eyes and noses bleed.

Past Winners:

2006 Taichi
2007 FSB
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
http://www.loose-canon.info/

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black bart
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Thought

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:28 pm

Schroedinger's Blaggards: Originally concieved as a thought experiment, but inadvertently actually carried out last night at the Admiral Benbow, an experiment involving a given number of Pirates locked in an Inn overnight with a finite sample of grog.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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tanguerra
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Re: Odd

Postby tanguerra » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:03 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrrrrrr...Tanguerra...Sexy...Dark alley behind the Admiral Benbow...I could feel the warts rubbin against me...I'd had fourteen tankards o Capn's delight and Brasso chasers by the double...has Tanguerra got a beard and a pair o binoculars?

Oh god...I've shagged Bill Oddie! :?


No Bart, that's me cousin Alfred ye be describin'. He only had the operation recently and I'm afraid it never quite 'took' if ye get me drift. Next time I catch him in me wardrobe, relative or no, I'll feed him to the fishes.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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black bart
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Taichi Award

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:05 am

DaveL wrote:Taichi Award: An annual award given to the biggest goose on the pirate forum. Is extremely hard to win, but such feats to win the award include:

* Not reading the Continuous Salty Tale in it's entirety;
* Not understanding Playbilge or its contents;
* Claiming superior knowledge to other pirates;
* Mentioning dancing skeletons and green potatoes in every post;
* Writing in large green letters they can't understand the other threads;
* Self policing and self moderating threads, which noone bothers reading;
* Sending PM's to other pirates, indicating it's their turn to post, regardless of what timezone they are in.

Following consensus, the winner is announced and stickied at the top of the pirate forum, where they will be heckled with questions until their ears eyes and noses bleed.

Past Winners:

2006 Taichi
2007 FSB


Arrrgh...we aint got any candidates for 2008...

But it's early days yet!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:54 am

I dun fit anny of those catergories.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.


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