The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Nef Yoo is now a trusted employee of the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel and as such should be afforded the respect his prestigious position holds.

Rev RA DD PhD and Chairperson of the Honorable Pirate Downloaders of Great Britian and the Colonies of the United States of America.

fank ye fank ye fank ye

ummmm

furst on da gender
elly buddy has sum spageddy .

[Reverend RA]

TwistedSister it's true I've been a wee peeky recently, I look much better in daylight though. I penned these few lines for you which I feel sure you will find inspirational.

Lonesome days spent on the trail
The beating sun bleached me pale
And the grinding road left me frail
Searching for the Holy Grail

Must go expecting important calls from some SatNav companies.

Rev RA, Poet Laureate of Leret and 1998 finalist in Britain's Got Poetical Talent.

[TwistedSister]

I before you Rev.

I am not sure how to approach your Revvyness.........
Might I offer you and your company some cookies for your travels???

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, Rev, ye'll fit right in heer. Jus' pull uppa stool (but staye awaye from Nef Yoo's) an' arsk Gertie noicely fer a drink!

Gertie, dearie, oi'll have me a Captain's Delight, an' put wun on my tab fer our papal friend heer.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Aaaarrrrggggggghhh!!!!!

I almost turned to a statue sitting here waiting for my tea. I've been unable to plunder the other threads because of it!

*stands with an outpouring of creaks and cracks*

I'll have to raid yonder Starbucks for my steaming beverage it seems...

[Edd]

Two Reverends patronizing The Scurvy Dog?

This place has really changed.

[TwistedSister]

Do I kneel, cross myself, confess or run away screaming?????????

I'm so confused.
I'll just have another rum (and coke)

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, it be a good daye when ye've got two piratey revrinds ta bless ye cutlass!

[Reverend RA]

Two Reverends patronizing The Scurvy Dog?

This place has really changed.

Yes but judging by the look of the good Rev. Rowan he is not an ordained Church of England minister. Now that I think about it neither am I but I swear all the accusations against me were false and nothing was proven in the Courts. Another sad example of how the left wing atheist agenda has infiltrated that venerable institution.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, iffen ye git the lingo roight ye'd fit in well here, me boy.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrrgh! Be this a pubbe oar a desert?

Oi'll 'ave a mug ov yer foinest cone-yak, an mebbe sum peanuts oar a Twix oar sumfink.

Put hit on NefYoo's tabbe, fank ye, ye welkum.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Ye welkum, antee peeces!

Hi try mayken sum lassi wiff yak miwk, but et went oll lumpy. Yer kin probly put et in a cone, lyke eyescreem.

Hi got sum peenuts in me dyper sum-ware...

[black bart]

Ye welkum, antee peeces!

Hi try mayken sum lassi wiff yak miwk, but et went oll lumpy. Yer kin probly put et in a cone, lyke eyescreem.

Hi got sum peenuts in me dyper sum-ware...

Jus when I wuz recoverin a bit...I reads this yer scurvy lddle blighter!!!!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, merry merry offa the worl, blud will mayk ya mens!

Hit be summo me noo songe, entoitled 'A MacBrenda Songe'.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh! 'oo let this wee blaggarrrghd into thee pubbe? Oi sais that we needes a drinkin' age hestablisht 'ere in Portsmuff.

This were wunst a kwallitee hestablishment, even katerin t'thee holey clerickal types hamungst us! Now, hit looks loike jest about ennybody can stagger hin an starrrght talkin rubbish about hicecream an peenuts.

Set me up wiv anuvver cone-yak, t'drown me sorrows.