The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

yum yum yum

donky bergerz

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Reverend RA]

On further consideration we have come to a unanimous agreement that due to time constraints we will be unable to take up your generous offer. However once we have achieved our objective and everything has been safely transported back to the Parish we will be more than happy to provide your establishment with a momento of our stay in your land in the form of the ancient map I discovered in the archives, framed of course.

Rev RA

[TwistedSister]

Why don't you take Neff Yoo with you?
He can help the Pastor out in the stables.

[Reverend RA]

It is indeed true Pastor Makaroni is no longer a young man and I'm sure any help would be gratefully received by him. However my only reservation is does Neff Yoo speak a known language? The poor Pastor is highly confused as it is and I fear any further difficulty for him would result in a repeat of the June 12th 1976 tradegy in our neighbouring Parish of the Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, when the good Pastor (a trainee at the time) discovered his parrot was being held to ransom by some very small people. There is not time to detail the sad events of that fateful day, enough to say our work at the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel was complex and difficult and to this day I cannot understand how we managed to keep it out of the Parish Gazette (I feel sure God was helping us). That being said if Neff Yoo can make his way to the Parish Clocktower at 3.00pm on the 7th (our proposed starting time) we would be happy to welcome him to our expedition and will be delighted to offer the full minimum wage (plus possible end of expedition bonus).

Rev RA

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

HOBOY !
i gittin a job !
an i gunna git payd wiff REEL MUNNY !
i wull buy lottsa lollys
an sharr wiff elly buddy !

[TwistedSister]

You had better share it with me since I'm the one who suggested it.

Rev RA, I'll even throw in our resident parrot, Jack.
Though he seems to be on vacation as of late.

[Calico Jack]

Aackk!

Jack Back!!

Vacation Nice!!

Aackk!

What Does It Take To Get A Drink Around Here?

[blaze8902]

Hopefully not too much, I'm a little short of fundage.

[TwistedSister]

Welcome back Jack!

Did Roy make you fly back all by yourself???

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Arr, tharr'll be lice all o'er the bar! Git owt, vermin!

[bacon]

don be talkin' to yun nef yoo that way

[Ubi Dubius]

Woi knot? Evvybodee else do.

[Reverend RA]

Nef Yoo is now a trusted employee of the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel and as such should be afforded the respect his prestigious position holds.

Rev RA DD PhD and Chairperson of the Honorable Pirate Downloaders of Great Britian and the Colonies of the United States of America.

[TwistedSister]

Rev, I think you may want to start using more sunscreen............

[bacon]

why? he looks good to me.