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[Monobaz]

The Portsmouth Guardian also reported a possible link between the mysterious mail disappearances and the 1970's punk rock hit: "Stealing People's Mail".

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

HEER ME HEER ME

SPESHULL DIS WEEK FUR FORTNITE ONLEE
Toors uf Portmuff capind by Nefyoo , wun pince per hower r rr rrr rrrrrr rrr also
unmolestid mail fur sale .

Meet behine tha Benbow at hayt bellz. rrr

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

HEER ...ME .... HEER ....ME

UNKA EE DEE A BIG BIG WINDID INNA KONTIST !

speshull kullumiss be nef yoo blackbeard

Unka E Dee windid sumfing frum tha big big kontist yesserday.
Puddy be windid sumfing too rrr
Yah all kan kum to anteez shup onna sinday afore 5 bellz
Tikkitz be tuppince fur wun

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

HEER .... ME .... HEER .... ME

Nu kontesst 2day , tuppince 2 play , step rite hup an' maek u line en u ordalee way .

How ould Uncca Ravi Oily gunna b en 8 yeers tyme ?

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[Auntie Blackbeard]

2 hoom et may consern, yargh:

Oi wood arghpreshiate thee arghmedyate rreturrrn ov 69 Galileans hoo wurrr repawted missing earlyurrr 2day. Argh neer new copy ov Nef Yoo's wizdim ritings iz offurred az u rewarrd, yargh.

[Errol_Fin]

Do I still get a reward if a few pieces rrr missing?

[Monobaz]

HEER .... ME .... HEER .... ME

Nu kontesst 2day , tuppince 2 play , step rite hup an' maek u line en u ordalee way .

How ould Uncca Ravi Oily gunna b en 8 yeers tyme ?

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I got it! The answer is 69

What's the big deal with 69 Nef Yoo? Are you trying to tell us something?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

HEER ME HEER ME !

Um um um
peepulls inna portsmuff smell tha snipe !

et gunna tayk yeer cannins if dey B loose!
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so ye beddarr holdim down gooderrr

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

HEERME HEER MEEEEEeeee rrrr

Taday gunna B tha bistiss

day fer ta B pillyjin tha town rrr
all ya haffa do
iz ta bwing a bigg buckkit oar sumfing wiff ye
an hoaller rr
twik rrr tweet!
an ya doan haffa wun enybuddy frooo rrr
yup
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[Purple Lil]

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