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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:44 am

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For Sale: A erd o goats missin their mum (Mrs shub niggurath apparentlee)

Need careful hand rearin an ta be let loose on mankind from toim to toim.

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They looks armless enuff ta me although evry now an then in thee dark their eyes sort o blaze all red an evil lookin.

200 Cronan the lot or nearest offer...

actually you can ave em fer free they've just laid waste ta me neighbourhood!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:27 pm

Oi thort them goats be Playbilge Centrefold fer the "animal lovers" - Oi hope ye 'asn't browken copyriyte reproducin' 'em here.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL » Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:48 am

YArrrr...

FIne idea there Griff. We've bin a bit short on Dugongs lately, so Oi thinks a triple centrefold could keep a few disturbed individuals more than happy!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:15 am

'Ows about a "nameless terror o' the month" pinup fer us really odduns?

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:17 am

Ow about "Bonny Langford"...oh ang on she aint nameless! :facewall:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby ChowMein » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:56 am

seller : popeye

feedback : no fanks ye , oi kin feed meseff juss foine arrgagagagaga ga

member since : oi bekame a member


Ye be biddin on :

ONE MUSKIT AN' BALL ENHANSARR

Yer muskit and balls will neffarr look so impressiff . Hunderd an' wun yoosez , only too prebus oanarrs , not wun scritch onna vuwing apparatus ,100% reliabull .


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unca defectiff turle homes wet me pway if it an i burndid tha skool wiff it free tymes ! rrrr

No resoive !

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby ChowMein » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:56 am

seller : popeye

feedback : no fanks ye , oi kin feed meseff juss foine arrgagagagaga ga

member since : oi bekame a member


Ye be biddin on :

ONE MUSKIT AN' BALL ENHANSARR

Yer muskit and balls will neffarr look so impressiff . Hunderd an' wun yoosez , only tree prebus oanarrs , not wun scritch onna vuwing apparatus ,100% reliabull .


TESTY MOAN YELLS

It was my first and it never failed to serve me well . S. Holmes

Best thing for admiring my favorite tools . DTH

unca defectiff turle homes wet me pway if it an i burndid tha skool wiff it free tymes ! rrrr

No resoive !


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