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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:32 am

Seller: bartindustriesonline
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For Sale: One pair o Bloomers - Onlee one previous 'Royal' owner...

I can't tell ye how I came by them...

500 Cronan or nearest offer...fresh as a blast of air from thee galley...

Hurry up and get yerselves a bargain
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DavidH » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:02 pm

Arr, they'd make a foine mains'l fer thee good shyppe. Mind you, the other poirits moight take thee mickey, loike.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:23 am

Aaargh I made a fat profit on them Bloomers...10,000 Cronan.

All they cost me was fourteen years in thee Tower.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:15 am

Seller: Cap'n Weary-Treadmill

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Fer Sale: Set o' Rings

Good fer multi-cultural hoola-hoop.

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Buyer Collects: not befoor September

Price: less
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:15 am

Dear seller Dreary Treadmill

Will ye throw in Mayor Borat Johnson as part o thee bargain?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:59 am

black bart wrote:Dear seller Dreary Treadmill

Will ye throw in Mayor Borat Johnson as part o thee bargain?


Ye ken 'av Red Ken as well. But ye'll find Borat loikes pedallos better'n the Arrrgh! 9000's,
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:12 pm

Dear Deary Treadmill,

Oi be lookin' fer a noice ring o' foire fer me crow's nest. Does ye 'ave one o' them fer sale, too?

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin » Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:24 pm

Dear Cap'n Deschain

Oi' normal loike h'onlee sell rings by the foor duzzen. H'unfortunaytly Oi kannot split the boxx h'up, h'it wuld caws
consekkwenses witch arr best h'avoyded.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:59 pm

Dear Weary-Treadmill,

Oi be hunderstandin' wot you be sayin', so oi is orderin' meself a box o' these foine rings from ye. Please be sendin' them ter thee followin' address, an' oi be followin' this wi' payment. Honestly.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:29 am

Hoard

Seller: Bart Industries (100% Positive Feedback Since Yesterday).
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Item: Hoard
Notes: 600 available

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Get your hands on this lovely hoard..will enhance yer chest no end.

Startin bid 400 Cronan.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:10 pm

Note to seller:

Wot be thee silvarrrgh content ov that booty?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:22 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Wot be thee silvarrrgh content ov that booty?

Slightly less than the sea water he found it in :idiot:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:09 am

Owe else am I goin ta shift thee melted down Jim Lads?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:40 pm

Why arrrgh ye meltin 'em down? We could be givin out awarrrghds fer munths yet, wen no ovver topicks come t/moinde.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Mon May 21, 2012 8:54 am

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For Sale: Genuine Portsmouth 1712 Olympiks Torch.

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500 Cronan or nearest offer...handy fer lightin thee BBQ (guaranteed not to go out...or if it does, just get annuvver one out o thee box).
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