Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:18 pm

Yarrrgh, many's thee toime oi 'as wisht ter 'ave a word wif Mad Willyum, wot wif 'is bein hin thee sayme emmisfear an awl. Oi sadly rememmers thee dayes wen 'e was havalabull, loike, an not be-seeged bye a whole fleet ov angry, dangerous exes wot 'ave no intentshun ov lettin annuver wench get a word wif 'im.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:45 am

I remembers when ye could clearly unnerstand what Mad Willyum Bonney were sayin'.

Errr... no I doesn't.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:11 am

I remembers when there weren't no such thing as ink an ye had ta write yer log in blood...I was always passin out until I realised ye could use someone else's blood.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby la la » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:43 am

Oi remembers when the crew were easier going 'bout a drop o' bloodshed - now it's all unions and double-time fer bloodshed on sundays and all.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:21 am

An I remembers when ye could get decent crewmen. Right 'ard bastids 'ood fight to the death over a groat. Nowadays they be a spineless bunch 'oo surrenders after bein' hit with a machete a couple o' times.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:01 pm

I memmer me furd burfday rrrrrr
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:00 am

I remembers when we used t' hold surprise parties. Usually on other people's ships. We used t' leap out an' shout "surprise".
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:35 pm

You can't get thee wood these days...er...

...nothin but synthetic peg legs...is wot I be meanin... :cry:
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:15 am

Oi be 'earin' about these noo wood peg legs what be made boi Viagara Ltd. They be strong an' reliaball, an' they also be givin' the 'eart a workout. Yaaarrrrrggggghhhh!

Wot oi be complainin' about is thee quality of thee fish 'ead stoo. It's not loike it used ter be. Thee quality be much better.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:57 am

Aaargh! I remember when wimmen weren't allowed in ther h'Olympics, but etching were allowed.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:34 am

Arrrr...I remember showing a young lady me etchins... :lech:
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:01 am

Arrr I remembers when I could 'ave a good scratch without me hook tearin' lumps out o' everything.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:11 am

YArrrrr...

There be nothin' better than a prosthesis for your extra leg!

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:20 am

What's he doin wiv his didgeridoo?
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:06 am

black bart wrote:What's he doin wiv his didgeridoo?


YArrr...

When Oi wuz a kid, me mum told me to be careful of dirty old men in rain jackets. Now Oi seen that photo, Oi knows why.
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