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Shop

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:29 am

HHAAARRR...Ye be referin to shop liftin me hearty?
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Postby deadgenome » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:10 am

not quite, I keeps me piratical pastimes to the open seas, less trouble that way, I was just referring to the more respectable sport of shirt lifting, or mal d'anglais as the French would have it. (Though I don't understand their point, as in my experience the French have it as long as their girlfriends aren't about)
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Cheek

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:21 am

Those Frenchies have got a cheek...the blaggards!
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Postby deadgenome » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:23 am

Some of them have very nice cheeks.
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Leek

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:04 am

I'll wager those cheeks were ne'er squeezed tween the planks of a ship to plug a leek! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby deadgenome » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:09 am

arrr, you have a womans legs...
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Wooden

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:02 am

One woman's leg and a wooden one is the most I can claim!
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Postby johngalt » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:43 pm

The bad part is the wooden one is the nicer... :wink:
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Re: Leek

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:51 pm

black bart wrote:I'll wager those cheeks were ne'er squeezed tween the planks of a ship to plug a leek! :fsm_yarr:

Some o' them may 'ave been plugged wit' a leek, though!

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Leeks

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:27 pm

Now that definately belongs in 'The Continuous Saucy Tale!' I take offence at the missuse of my national vegetable! :?
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Postby Griffin » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:19 pm

And I object to the scandoulous misuse of Insults in this thread. Time and a place for everything. Cross-threading is pure sin.
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Cross Thread

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:19 am

I quite agree...and Leeks belong in the soup or the stew, not shoved up someones...

Oh no I've done it again...
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Postby deadgenome » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:33 pm

for shame....

although it is pirates talking about sodomy, and so is still within the thread's subject, even if it is sodomy with leeks. :fsm_yarr: :worship:
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Postby Jerm » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:33 pm

Ye.... arrrrrgh.

(Beard stroke)

That'd explain te tings I saw on me last expedition. I was httin' the grog pretty hard and went on deck. And there, in the moon light I saw what I thought was dis strange whale, flopping around on deck.

Naturally, I assumed I had drank too much or not enough and went back below decks to empty a few more bottles. 'Twasn't there the next morning, so I just chalked it up to the effects o' the grog.
It all kind of went downhill from there.

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Brenda

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:17 am

Sounds loik ye had a visit from Big Brenda* there me hearty...she loiks to sleep on deck...well actually she has to sleep on deck as she can't fit down any o the hatches!

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