Avast, mateys. This be a recolectin' place fer te' Sea Faring Tales o' Cap'n Random- most dramatic pirate te' sail te' igh' seas( with many more traits teh be added later)
Note: all talk in story will be non pirate except for actual speech by characters.
We start on a day like any other. Cap'n Random and his crew(the original werabouts of which are unknown) were sailing through the high seas, on a day so sunny it made many a watchman think twice before climbing the crows nest. "Arrggg", thought Random," even I ave' no idea ere' 'xactly is' lot came from. I don' even know ere' meself came from fer certain. Aye, it'll probably be revealed in som' big expositions backstory watcha-ma-call-it thing a few posts from now." Now, disregarding that Random nearly broke the forth wall "Aye, ere' tha' stale beer d' at' ere' narrator com' from? " (ahem) we return to the sceen of his crew and his ship, the Not Quite Jolly An' Definitely Not A Roger, we see him getting irrated at the fact that his crew keeps shantying, and he keeps having to get them to pay attention." Arrr, ye blaggerds, keep yer eye(s) on te' shoreline, er' else we'll end up sunk er' marooned!" Still, Random's crew did not listen.
Avast, ye scurvy dogs, at' be all I ave' fer te' time bein'.Feel free te' give me any suggestions ye ave', an a very good Friday te' ye all.
The Flustered Sail
Moderator: All Things Mods
-
TheRandomOne
- Maccheroncelli Missionary
- Posts: 33
- Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:45 pm
- Location: Why, the high seas o'course
The Flustered Sail
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen
*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen
*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.
-
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4388
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
- Location: off me leesh
- Contact:
Re: The Flustered Sail
Um um um , tha croo be notty all dey wanna do is git into tha woeboat an go pway wiff stuff .
C'mon nef yoo
dey sayd
Jump abord wiff us cos we gunna git blown ashore !
Hokay !
I sayd
Et a liddle bit wainy i beddarr git me wubbarrs ...
C'mon nef yoo
dey sayd
Jump abord wiff us cos we gunna git blown ashore !
Hokay !
I sayd
Et a liddle bit wainy i beddarr git me wubbarrs ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
-
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4388
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
- Location: off me leesh
- Contact:
Re: The Flustered Sail
... coz oi doan wanna loose me canons or drawp me balls ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
-
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4388
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
- Location: off me leesh
- Contact:
Re: The Flustered Sail
...as oi depozit me lowd
of annemisshun unta me berf abord tha Long Naymd Wot He Sayd shup,
capind bye Capin Wundumwun , he sayd
" Ahoy Mateys , oi sins dat morels be down , butts dunt wurry oi bin blown agrounde befoars an aldo we be spint
so saucetid fwum bin blown agrownd we haft a noyce supparrrrr affer ."
Tha eyelind be a big wun wiff ...
of annemisshun unta me berf abord tha Long Naymd Wot He Sayd shup,
capind bye Capin Wundumwun , he sayd
" Ahoy Mateys , oi sins dat morels be down , butts dunt wurry oi bin blown agrounde befoars an aldo we be spint
so saucetid fwum bin blown agrownd we haft a noyce supparrrrr affer ."
Tha eyelind be a big wun wiff ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
-
ChowMein
- Stripmeister
- Posts: 2008
- Joined: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:38 am
- Location: Southern part of the Great White North
Re: The Flustered Sail
... out thee amenities of Portsmouth and thee crew ...
-
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4388
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
- Location: off me leesh
- Contact:
Re: The Flustered Sail
... dint beleef tha puddy
an' wint ta look for holes ta dug onna noyce sandy beech wiff a dozen ...
an' wint ta look for holes ta dug onna noyce sandy beech wiff a dozen ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
-
ChowMein
- Stripmeister
- Posts: 2008
- Joined: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:38 am
- Location: Southern part of the Great White North
Re: The Flustered Sail
... cases of ...
-
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4388
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
- Location: off me leesh
- Contact:
Re: The Flustered Sail
... dyed urea inna bery big ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
-
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4388
- Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
- Location: off me leesh
- Contact:
Re: The Flustered Sail
... fart may kit tink hup tha dek !
din ellybudy wanna go hoam fur supparr !
bfor et git too darrk rrrrrrrrr
Da ENd rrrrr
din ellybudy wanna go hoam fur supparr !
bfor et git too darrk rrrrrrrrr
Da ENd rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 15 guests