The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:37 pm

Yarrrggghhh pieces, an' iffen ye wert thee ferst Spanyerd ta the Americas thee natives wood 'ave sacrificed ye to the Chichens.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:42 am

Yaaargh...oiv heard it aint thee chichens yer croo be worried about but thee crabs!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:22 pm

^ Yagh, yer crewe marooned ye arfter thee haztec encounter wiv a cheery, "Maya con Dios".
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:48 pm

Yarrgghh pieces an' thee claim ye drinks yer rum as Pina Coladas ownlee fer thee vytamin C content wore thin yarns ago.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:17 pm

Arrrgh. An ye ne'er joynes us in a round ov respecktabull Cone-Yaks be cause ye prefers "Haire ov thee Dogge". :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:55 am

Yarrrrrgh...Ye has a woman's Egypshun Valentine's Headress...I'll wager that headress has n'er been used ta headbutt a chargin Turk!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:41 am

Arrr, speekin' o' charrrrjin Turks, ye really takes thee advois o' thee Gospul an' charrrjis at yer enemies ass-foist, but ye never gets t' make contakt wivv yer taylbone 'cause they be driven off aforehan' by thee stench!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:18 pm

Arrrgh, ye tryed t'charrrge a Turk, but hit were 'deeklyned'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:26 am

Arrrhhhh but wen ye wer arsked bye thee tour guide iffen ye wanted yer camelle wiv one 'ump or two ye sed ye preferred 'em strait.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:02 am

Arrgghhh ye ownlee lerned the fiddle instead o'thee hacordyan coz no monkey would work with thee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:11 pm

Arrrgh, hit be common nolledje that yer didgeree...don't.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:00 pm

Sais thee pyrate warin a skirt.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:05 pm

Arrgghh iffen ye took ta werrin' a skirt maybee the shyppes cat moight sit on yer lap.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:37 pm

Arrrhhhh Oi seas ye ^ still wears yer albatross around yer neck.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:55 am

Arrrrgh yer croo's Scotteesh rugbee team couldn't even beat the Italians!!! ...Er...well allroight ye managed ta beat them...but owe much Talsikaaargh did ye pour down them afore thee game?
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