The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:23 pm

ye mean yer rear end?
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:26 pm

Indeed, my sulpury fiend!
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Postby iPad » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:41 pm

But ye could be more prepared for such a cowardus attack if ye could tell which end of ye self it be commin' from.

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:20 am

CO2 from above, H2S and CH4 from below. With you of course that's the only way for there are no optical hints.
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Postby iPad » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:28 am

What kind of piraty come back is that? :roll:

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:03 am

Must be a literary pirate :wink: .
Ye bilgefishing scallywag.
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Postby iPad » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:13 am

It be good 'aving you back ye bilge sucking blaggard.

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Puked

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:01 am

YYYAAAARRRR...Ye looks like ye just puked into the wind!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby kimjongsick » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:22 am

OH YEAH? Well uh.

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Yer mother.
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Postby Duke » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:24 pm

Yer insults arrr like a speared fish, matey!


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Re: Puked

Postby anthrobabe » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:03 pm

black bart wrote:YYYAAAARRRR...Ye looks like ye just puked into the wind!


that is the funnies thing I've read all day

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Black Bart ye scallywag you
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Postby hetzle » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:09 am

Yarrrr I bumped this here thread.

Take that!
You're just jealous of my grammatically impeccable syntax.

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Postby kimjongsick » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:46 pm

Yarr, I bumped yer mother last night!

DID I DO IT RITE GUYZ????
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Postby brother_meatball » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:52 pm

arrrrrrrrrr..

ye be tha shaved sparrows jolly spot. fetch me ye mother. Gaarrrr
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Postby Duke » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:35 am

Ye smell like the rear end of a rhinoceros that's been eatin' nuttin' but tacos fer three months!


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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