The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Drink

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:52 am

AAAARRRGH - ye've reached the 'Drink yer own Urine' stage on board your ship and the crew think it's a treat!
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:45 am

Compared to the "drinks" you serve....
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Postby kat » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:55 am

You designer of eighteenth century British uniforms!
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:23 pm

Those ridiculous whigs were somebody else's idea (yours probably!).
You even look like a Cotton Whig.
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Postby The Meromorph » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:55 pm

Yer father had one foot in a pisspot when he sired yer!
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:00 pm

And you are the cloning experiment that resulted from the use of that liquid.
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Postby The Meromorph » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:04 pm

Yer 'Captain's Little Cutlass' is infested wi' chiggers!
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Postby The Black Spot » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:03 am

Yarrrrrrghhh...

Yer bug eyed flotsom scavenger!

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Chegwin

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:04 am

GGGGAAARRR... ye look like Cheggars! (otherwise known as Keith Chegwin - an horror off UK TV!)
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Postby The Black Spot » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:18 am

GAAAAAGGHHHH...

Ye quivery lipped dandy!

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Mouldy

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:23 am

What's that...ye mouldy toe nail clippin from the severed leg o Rancid Pew (t'other brother of Blind Pew).
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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:05 pm

Ye are both not worthy to wipe the deck with.
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Soggy

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:23 am

YYYAAARRRR...Zut Alors... you are ze Soggy Croissant Non!
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Postby walktheplank » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:55 am

alors ye smell of weevil droppings Monsieur
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Chocolate

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:44 am

Sacre Bleu...in your Pain au chocolate, ze brown stuff - it eez not ze chocolate dans le pain!
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