DaveL wrote:YArr Date: 1717
Location: Murican Eagles Nest
Subject: Bunny Killers
Yarrr...can someone tell me why we appear to be gettin' an infestashun of carnivorous birds in Portsmouth? Every time Oi put a pet rabbit in me back yard, some gigantic bird zooms down, asking me where me Canon is, and eats me bunny. Can ye please go huntin somewhere else, Oi be gettin' protein deficiency. Those rabbits are for me cookin' pot ye blighters.
If ye keep it up I'll zap you wiv me bird baldness zapper ye blighters!!
You'll be glad to know that Aguilas with golden ɑss feathers, like myself, don't eat rabbits. They're too cute. Snakes, on the other hand, look kind of like pasta, especially if one of your Aguila eyes is covered by an eyepatch, aarrrrggghh . . .
And by the way, try not to point that zapper at any more cats please.