The Captain's Log

[DaveL]

YArr Date: 1716
Location: coast of North Carolina

Arghhh, it appears that me crew keeps getting infiltrated by some geezer who pretends to be one of the bilge workers. Turns out he's only here to harvest our rum collection, so he can open up his own tavern and claim it as his own. He also keeps mumblin' sumthin' bad about an Olive Garden.

His latest disguise has sumthin to do with Butts or sumthin weird. However the crew is on to 'im. We be preparin a keel haulin, or alternatively 'im being dipped in honey and left near the nearest ant colony.



Have at him boys!!!

[ChowMein]

Aye Aye Capin !

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Noooooooo!

doan do dat ....

i waitin fur uncca Nancy 2 giff me dem buuks 2 sel

we gunna maek lotsa munny , rrrrrr .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

YArr Date: 1716
Location: coast of North Carolina

Arghhh, it appears that me crew keeps getting infiltrated by some geezer who pretends to be one of the bilge workers. Turns out he's only here to harvest our rum collection, so he can open up his own tavern and claim it as his own. He also keeps mumblin' sumthin' bad about an Olive Garden.

His latest disguise has sumthin to do with Butts or sumthin weird. However the crew is on to 'im. We be preparin a keel haulin, or alternatively 'im being dipped in honey and left near the nearest ant colony.



Have at him boys!!!

Deer capinz log
rrrrdate-noaw
i inna oshun

tha imposterior bin bandid
butt ee kum bakk
butt i findid tha errwik
rrrrr

[Monobaz]

Wot's 'is name Nef Yoo?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Yup !

dats et .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Deer cappinz log

oi findid tha cannon feef hooz naim be Urk Tha Cannon Feef , he lass be kawld buttlicking22erwix but haff
sins bekum StayfurstyErrwik .
oi be hot on his trayull rrrrr

[DaveL]

YArrr Date: 1717
Location: Me Cottage Garden
Subject: Earwig infestashun

Can someone please help me poor garden? Oi appears to be gettin' infested with Earwigs in me strawberry patch. The damn blighter keep appearin whenever Oi start talkin about the Loose Canon or other great literary works. Oi haves no idea why they keep appearin'. They appear to be mutatin' into different types. '

When we get rid of one Earwig, we end up getting another Earwig, pretending to be all harmonious, only to start eatin' me prized strawberrries.

Can ye tell all these Earwigs that in futire Oi be sprinklin' the strawberries with powdered laxative?

Yarrrr...if they keep it up, then we may have to rename them, Butt-wigs.



YARRR GO STEAL SOMEONE ELSES CANON YE BLIGHTER!!

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

YArrr Date: 1717
Location: Me Cottage Garden
Subject: Earwig infestashun

Can someone please help me poor garden? Oi appears to be gettin' infested with Earwigs in me strawberry patch. The damn blighter keep appearin whenever Oi start talkin about the Loose Canon or other great literary works. Oi haves no idea why they keep appearin'. They appear to be mutatin' into different types. '

When we get rid of one Earwig, we end up getting another Earwig, pretending to be all harmonious, only to start eatin' me prized strawberrries.

Can ye tell all these Earwigs that in futire Oi be sprinklin' the strawberries with powdered laxative?

Yarrrr...if they keep it up, then we may have to rename them, Butt-wigs.



YARRR GO STEAL SOMEONE ELSES CANON YE BLIGHTER!!

rrrr ! hi gunna mush tha jooceliver owt of 'im rrr
rrrrrrrr
r
rrrrrrrrrrr

[DaveL]

YArr Date: 1717
Location: Murican Eagles Nest
Subject: Bunny Killers

Yarrr...can someone tell me why we appear to be gettin' an infestashun of carnivorous birds in Portsmouth? Every time Oi put a pet rabbit in me back yard, some gigantic bird zooms down, asking me where me Canon is, and eats me bunny. Can ye please go huntin somewhere else, Oi be gettin' protein deficiency. Those rabbits are for me cookin' pot ye blighters.

If ye keep it up I'll zap you wiv me bird baldness zapper ye blighters!!

['Murican Bald Eagle]

Cap Tins Log:
17sumthing
Where kan I find a new vice pressydent at this late stage? All his fevvers rrr fawling owt, aarrrgh!

['Murican Bald Eagle]

Option too i suppose. Nef Yoo wear rrr yew? I needs a new run in' mate.

['Murican Bald Eagle]

And get moi a wig or a hat or somethink, just in case, aaarrrggh!

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

YArr Date: 1717
Location: Murican Eagles Nest
Subject: Bunny Killers

Yarrr...can someone tell me why we appear to be gettin' an infestashun of carnivorous birds in Portsmouth? Every time Oi put a pet rabbit in me back yard, some gigantic bird zooms down, asking me where me Canon is, and eats me bunny. Can ye please go huntin somewhere else, Oi be gettin' protein deficiency. Those rabbits are for me cookin' pot ye blighters.

If ye keep it up I'll zap you wiv me bird baldness zapper ye blighters!!

iz ye noaw gunna stuff im
an wub im wiff budder
an stik im inna ovfin ?

[Monobaz]

Best if we pluck him first Nef Yoo - the little blighter still has wing feathers, or is that singular?