PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:10 am

YArrrr...

Sorry matey, it's that bleedin Conan O Brien bloke that did it. The man is a complete sicko.

Plus, dugongs are far more attractive. :D :fsm_yarr:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:15 am

Arroha..and quite..erm..enthusiastic wit' dem prehensile lips!*

*speakin' uv prehensile lips :D , oi've missed Big Brenda over inna "Salty Tale..", iz she feeling poorly??
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:37 am

I done a luverly song about her in Pirate Word Association wot has mysteriously and hinexplicably turned into a song thread.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:43 am

Arroha..EEEEK! now dat be one foine song, black bart, ba'goom! is Big Brenda still speakin' t'ya?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:43 am

Arrrr...she be more of a woman of action than bein a wordy wench young Brenda. Although she did ave her shanty album out some toim ago and she did give an interview in Wobbly Wenches. She be a bit jealous o them Dugongs at the moment.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:54 am

YArrr...

Only 6 more days to go to new pinup day. Oi think O'ill leave the sea creatures alone fer a while.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:16 am

DaveL wrote:YArrr...

Only 6 more days to go to new pinup day. Oi think O'ill leave the sea creatures alone fer a while.


Arrr speculashun be rife as to who'll be the lucky wench...

Angelina Joli Roger
Keira Twice Knightley
Pamela Aaaaarghnderson
Scarlet Beard Johansson
Judy Tench
Natalie PortorStraboardman

as long as it aint me sister Julia Bart Roberts.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:53 am

MISS OCTOBER

Name: Maria Consuela Giminez Santiago Santa Claus dela Cruz

Occupation: Cuban Mango Shotputter

Likes: Being Nominated for the Prized Git Award for 7 years straight, Hanging out in green grocers

Dislikes: Big over ripe ones, Falling out of trees

Where will you be in 5 years time: Well I'm in traning for the upcoming fruit Olympics. The competition from the US and Russian mango teams will be intense. If I win the gold medal, Oi might be able to afford to get a decent haircut.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:12 am

Yeah...that's luverly Editor...anuvver 5 Cronans well spent...me crew will ave ta restrain Knuckles...NOT!

WTF!!!!!!!!!

In Five years toim she will be collectin her Telegram from the Queen!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:05 pm

It be noice to see Playbilge honorin' sportin wenches.

But oi finks oi'll slip 'er thee address of me corsiteer. She needs t' "boost 'er yays" a bit as gravitea taykes hits toll.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:08 pm

YArrrr...

Barty, you've spent too much time ashore managin your vast catering empire. Ye under estimate the wench wantin' qualities of the 'long voyage'.
Plus, if I was permanently holdin' a mango in that position, I wouldn't look happy either.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:42 pm

Not e'en if the mango was full o' mystery, an' as sweet as it could be?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:41 pm

Arroha, well, yez knows abaht mangos, ya? they be turribul transi-whosis..mango, mangoing, mangone & yer lef' wit' a sticky hand an' rotator cuff injuries..
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:27 am

Mango...Man come back.

Avocado?...No...I haven't got a car.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:30 am

Arrrrrrr! Oi kin tell ye frum hexperience that the mangoes wot she be smuggling in er corset be way hoverripened.


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