PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Sorry matey, it's that bleedin Conan O Brien bloke that did it. The man is a complete sicko.

Plus, dugongs are far more attractive.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha..and quite..erm..enthusiastic wit' dem prehensile lips!*

*speakin' uv prehensile lips , oi've missed Big Brenda over inna "Salty Tale..", iz she feeling poorly??

[black bart]

I done a luverly song about her in Pirate Word Association wot has mysteriously and hinexplicably turned into a song thread.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha..EEEEK! now dat be one foine song, black bart, ba'goom! is Big Brenda still speakin' t'ya?

[black bart]

Arrrr...she be more of a woman of action than bein a wordy wench young Brenda. Although she did ave her shanty album out some toim ago and she did give an interview in Wobbly Wenches. She be a bit jealous o them Dugongs at the moment.

[DaveL]

YArrr...

Only 6 more days to go to new pinup day. Oi think O'ill leave the sea creatures alone fer a while.

[black bart]

YArrr...

Only 6 more days to go to new pinup day. Oi think O'ill leave the sea creatures alone fer a while.

Arrr speculashun be rife as to who'll be the lucky wench...

Angelina Joli Roger
Keira Twice Knightley
Pamela Aaaaarghnderson
Scarlet Beard Johansson
Judy Tench
Natalie PortorStraboardman

as long as it aint me sister Julia Bart Roberts.

[DaveL]

MISS OCTOBER

Name: Maria Consuela Giminez Santiago Santa Claus dela Cruz

Occupation: Cuban Mango Shotputter

Likes: Being Nominated for the Prized Git Award for 7 years straight, Hanging out in green grocers

Dislikes: Big over ripe ones, Falling out of trees

Where will you be in 5 years time: Well I'm in traning for the upcoming fruit Olympics. The competition from the US and Russian mango teams will be intense. If I win the gold medal, Oi might be able to afford to get a decent haircut.

[black bart]

Yeah...that's luverly Editor...anuvver 5 Cronans well spent...me crew will ave ta restrain Knuckles...NOT!

WTF!!!!!!!!!

In Five years toim she will be collectin her Telegram from the Queen!

[pieces o'nine]

It be noice to see Playbilge honorin' sportin wenches.

But oi finks oi'll slip 'er thee address of me corsiteer. She needs t' "boost 'er yays" a bit as gravitea taykes hits toll.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Barty, you've spent too much time ashore managin your vast catering empire. Ye under estimate the wench wantin' qualities of the 'long voyage'.
Plus, if I was permanently holdin' a mango in that position, I wouldn't look happy either.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Not e'en if the mango was full o' mystery, an' as sweet as it could be?

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha, well, yez knows abaht mangos, ya? they be turribul transi-whosis..mango, mangoing, mangone & yer lef' wit' a sticky hand an' rotator cuff injuries..

[black bart]

Mango...Man come back.

Avocado?...No...I haven't got a car.

[PantyGnawer]

Arrrrrrr! Oi kin tell ye frum hexperience that the mangoes wot she be smuggling in er corset be way hoverripened.