PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:56 am

Ever had a ship in a bottle?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:13 am

Nay, but oi've seen four lads tossin' in wun.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:55 am

Aaaarrgh enough o this ship in a bottle rot, it be toim fer a new saucy section o PlayBilge...

PlayBilge Readers Wives

Can ye guess who these two strumpets be. They be havin a quick cuddle wiv Rene, the Belgian Patron of 'Poirot's Parrot' Portsmouth's new continental bistro.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:00 am

black bart wrote:Ever had a ship in a bottle?


YArrrr...

Hang on, Oi think Oi tried this once. It was hard to get it in the bottle so Oi had to squash it down.
I'll never try that one again!

Yes, ok moving right along. Yes a good strumpet, now that's the trick. Speakin of which, where's Saucy Gert?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:31 am

Saucy Gert be the one on the right...has yer eye patch slipped or somat!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:54 pm

'ow kin ye tell *wot* yer lookin hat?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:48 am

Big hat, big tash, big crest, big bag o dubloons...anyone would fink I were a Spaniard.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:07 pm

Ruffild shirt, no shooz
An oi dunnose ware oi be goin' to.
Shark suit, rope tye,
Oi don' kneade a reezin wye.
They go runnin jest as far as they can
Cuz every wench is larfin 'bowt a pyrate man.

Gold wotch, dymun rings,
Oi baint missin, not a single fing.
'ooklinks, stick pin,
Wen oi steps owt oi'm gonna do you in.
They go runnin jest as far as they can
Cuz every wench is larfin 'bowt a pyrate man.

Oi patch, jiant 'at,
oi don' wurry cuz me parrot's fat.
Peg leg, pistol brayce,
Lookin sharp wiv cutlass in yer fayce.
They go runnin jest as far as they can
Cuz every wench is larfin 'bowt a pyrate man.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:53 pm

YArrrr...

What would ye like to see in yer October centrefold lads? The editorial team trust September's centrefold went down a treat and youse will want more. YArrrr...although we have been wrong before. :D
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:31 pm

Arroha, DaveL...how's abaht a return to da "carbon-based life-form" criterion fo' da centrefold? it worked a soddin' treat back in ought-7..me an' me croo still remember fondly dat fetching sessile tube-feeder wot was in dat special "exotic sea-life"* issue..jus' a thought, no pressure, mah bruddah.. :D


*da one wot came inna plain brown wrapper wit' "unfit for cabin boys/lubbers/Tories" onna front..
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:14 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Arroha, DaveL...how's abaht a return to da "carbon-based life-form" criterion fo' da centrefold? it worked a soddin' treat back in ought-7..me an' me croo still remember fondly dat fetching sessile tube-feeder wot was in dat special "exotic sea-life"* issue..jus' a thought, no pressure, mah bruddah.. :D


*da one wot came inna plain brown wrapper wit' "unfit for cabin boys/lubbers/Tories" onna front..



Ye wants a copy o 'Wobbly Wenches' matey...hevery issue comes wiv a free Main sail.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:49 am

YArrrr...

Is that the 'O'Shuffle' edition? Oi hears ye can only get it from behind the counter.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:30 am

That be the one matey. It be printed on speshul wipe clean plastic.

Somehow, Knuckle's copy 'as still turned into a solid paving slab.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:21 am

AARRGGHH!! :cry: me oiz, me oiz..(even da one wit' da patch be in arful distress..)..as oi sweats and chunders, oi swears oi'll nebber look at another aquatic mammal wit' lust in me 'eart (nor anywheres else, knee-tha..)..bruddah DaveL, puh-leeze, inna future , pudda "not fo' da weak uv stummick.." or simmy-lar warning wen yez "recommend" sites fer arrgh edification..urrp..oi feels anudda technicolour yawn approachin', oi'm orf to da jakes...
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