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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:50 am

DaveL wrote:MISS SEPTEMBER

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Arrr... which end o' Miss September are we lookin' at?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:41 am

Gaaaaarrrrrrgh...this photographer be really gettin on me nerves now:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:59 am

YArrrr...

Can ye get it in Dugong as well? :D
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:10 am

Whut about in Platypus? Oi do fancy me a platypus or two.

Did ye know they 'ave electrolocashin? Zankou alerted me ta this fackt. Noice enuff lad, but a bit short on pirate an' common sense.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:31 am

Miss September said:

How embarrassing...

My hubby caught me without my make up...ah that's better:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:32 am

YArrrrr...

Oi didn't recognize her in the centrefold. You Hussy!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby tanguerra » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:40 pm

Arrgh! Could this be a wedding portrait Captain Dave? Yez make a lovely couple.

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Aaarrrrgggh!

Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:05 am

YArrrr...

Oi think that was during the wedding reception. 'Dugg-ette' was telling a few bawdy Dugong gags in this snap. She apparently laid 'em in the aisles with laughter, but I couldn't understand a bleedin' word.

I was asked to say a few words in Dugong-ese to her family, but it was difficult to speak with all the air bubbles.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:10 am

Playbilge Book of the week:

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Dennis Weevily's latest blockbuster heralds the arrival of a new breed of lightening-paced thriller…surprising at every twist, absorbing at every turn, and in the end, utter cobblers.

Is there a mind bending code hidden in the works of Leonardo Da Capellini? Is there a hidden meaning in the Long Winded Tales of Walktheplank? Is there any sense at all in Black Bart's posts?

These and many other questions are never answered in this book.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:45 am

YArrrr...

That be a fine book there Barty. Oi particularly enjoy Chapter 3 'The Great Jubbly Encounter' and Chapter 4 'My Twin Potatoes'.
Riveting reading to the very last drop - of the 6 bottles of rum required to finish it.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:15 am

Aaarrrgh I has got some bad news on the Manatee front matey. I have been reading 'Love in the time of Cholera' by Gabriel Garcia Marquez and I came accross this passage:

Captain Samaritano had an almost maternal affection for the manatees, because they seemed to him like ladies damned by some extravagant love, and he believed the truth of the legend that they were the only females in the animal kingdom that had no mates.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:14 am

YArrrr...

That's hexplain the large number of registered members at:

www.manateesingles.com

Tis why a Dugong is a far better catch matey!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:21 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

That's hexplain the large number of registered members at:

http://www.manateesingles.com

Tis why a Dugong is a far better catch matey!


Shouldn't thar be a box ta tick wot sais:

I get mistaken for mermaids...a. Sometimes...b.Often...c.Only by drunken Pirates
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:36 am

YArrrr...

ROFL!!! Oi had no idea that was a genuine singles site when Oi made posted that.
It looks there's a few humans on there lookin for bona fide cross species relationships.

It could be a front for sumthin more seedy!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:44 am

Book Review

Oh Crikey! It's that Satan chap again! by Dennis Weevily (1313 pages, price 1 chicken.)

Once again Weevily invites the reader into his world of black magic, bad eggs, cads and bounders.

In this terrifying tale, the heroic aristocrat The Duke de Richbastid battles his greatest foe, the evil sorceror Baron Von Hun.

In his latest attempt to destroy the hero of the privileged classes, Von Hun has summoned the fearful entity known as He Whose Shirt Must Be Lifted.

The Duke finds himself backed into a corner this time. Will he escape? Read it to find the chilling answer.


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