PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:07 am

Arrrgh indeed matey...me beard's ticklin me ta death...but this be what the well dressed pirate be wearin:

Postby **DaveL** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:10 am

YArrrr...

Looks like Planky's wig is trying to attack yer face!

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:15 am

Arrrrr...I plans to grow it up and over me head...Planky'll be well jealous!

joshuaskingdom · Postby **joshuaskingdom** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:49 am

black bart wrote:Arrrgh indeed matey...me beard's ticklin me ta death...but this be what the well dressed pirate be wearin:

Arrrrg, who be a wantin a mustache ride! :fsm_yarr:

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:18 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrgh indeed matey...me beard's ticklin me ta death...but this be what the well dressed pirate be wearin:

An' well-dressed ye be! Ye be loike Tom Shanks affer Castaway! (Albeit wit'out tha rugged good looks, an' a strange connecksin to a volleyball)

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:10 am

Aaaaarrrgh...I had ta do somethin...people kept thinkin I was Phil Mitchell!

Postby **DaveL** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:52 am

Do you have to feed that wig once a day?

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:47 pm

DaveL wrote:Do you have to feed that wig once a day?

Nah, it's a pirate beard. Just soak it in rum once a week.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:20 pm

Compear an contrast Barrrts beard wiv these ovver dennysins ov thee deep. Oi sees thee sayme tarey bull tenticull hackshun.

Elastoman · Postby **Elastoman** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:43 pm

Don't ye be castin' hes purzons uv villiany on dem innocent squiddies, pieces! Them ain't wrong'd ye atall!

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:21 am

No no not at all matey...Pieces was simply repaying the few Squid she owed me...Bwa ha ha ha ha...

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:57 pm

Arrrgh! That be a good'un, Barrrt.

Oi hinsists that ye 'ave a Cap'ns Deloight (on Detektiv Turdyloam's tab).

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:21 am

An' a Brasso Chaser on Picky o' the Ninnies tab, as well.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:32 am

Arrrr, while I sips me well earned grog, I shall ave a play wiv PlayBilge's latest gadget offer:

Postby **DaveL** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:38 am

They arn't the sort of toys Playbilge sells...that is unless you can...ummm...err...nevermind

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