
PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Arrrgh indeed matey...me beard's ticklin me ta death...but this be what the well dressed pirate be wearin:


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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
YArrrr...
Looks like Planky's wig is trying to attack yer face!
Looks like Planky's wig is trying to attack yer face!
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Arrrrr...I plans to grow it up and over me head...Planky'll be well jealous!
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black bart wrote:Arrrgh indeed matey...me beard's ticklin me ta death...but this be what the well dressed pirate be wearin:
Arrrrg, who be a wantin a mustache ride!

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black bart wrote:Arrrgh indeed matey...me beard's ticklin me ta death...but this be what the well dressed pirate be wearin:
An' well-dressed ye be! Ye be loike Tom Shanks affer Castaway! (Albeit wit'out tha rugged good looks, an' a strange connecksin to a volleyball)
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Aaaaarrrgh...I had ta do somethin...people kept thinkin I was Phil Mitchell!
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Do you have to feed that wig once a day?
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DaveL wrote:Do you have to feed that wig once a day?
Nah, it's a pirate beard. Just soak it in rum once a week.
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Compear an contrast Barrrts beard wiv these ovver dennysins ov thee deep. Oi sees thee sayme tarey bull tenticull hackshun.


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Don't ye be castin' hes purzons uv villiany on dem innocent squiddies, pieces! Them ain't wrong'd ye atall!
There's no need to stand on ceremony, nor call to impress.


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No no not at all matey...Pieces was simply repaying the few Squid she owed me...Bwa ha ha ha ha...
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Arrrgh! That be a good'un, Barrrt.
Oi hinsists that ye 'ave a Cap'ns Deloight (on Detektiv Turdyloam's tab).
Oi hinsists that ye 'ave a Cap'ns Deloight (on Detektiv Turdyloam's tab).
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An' a Brasso Chaser on Picky o' the Ninnies tab, as well.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Arrrr, while I sips me well earned grog, I shall ave a play wiv PlayBilge's latest gadget offer:


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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
They arn't the sort of toys Playbilge sells...that is unless you can...ummm...err...nevermind 

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