PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:54 am

Whut appened tuh this ere thread? Oi haint seen a roight fittin centrefuld en twenti pages er more.

Oil git this back on track.

This ere be me new cabin boy. Ee be able to hoist the mainsail withou even usin a rope.

Ee be a fittin an strappin yung lad but mefinks ee moight ave broken me pelvis a noight afore yore.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:06 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Ee be a fittin an strappin yung lad but mefinks ee moight ave broken me pelvis a noight afore yore.


Witch wun be yer cabbin bouy an witch wun be yerself then?

(Har har har) :fsm_yarr:

Sear yesly, how duz 'e keep 'is ballinc on a pichin deck wiv them them strappy littel boots?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:19 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Sear yesly, how duz 'e keep 'is ballinc on a pichin deck wiv them them strappy littel boots?


That crazy little bugger kin strattle the port and starboard walls. Ee don't move an inch.

Four of me shipmates been crushed tah deth since ee came on board! They all died wif big smiles on der faces. Strangest thing!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:03 am

Aaaaarrgh all that lurchin about on deck moight be dangerous matey...lookin at ye comparative heights ye moight end up wiv yer mush stuck roight up her ****!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:02 pm

Get yer Cronans togevver, lads an lasses!


The Hoggest Isshoe of PlayBilge Magazine will 'ave a littil sumfink speshul...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Elastoman » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:31 pm

I've not th' werds t' describe me trepidation. . .

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:50 pm

It be true lads. The next centrefold will be presented by Pieces of Nine...all I can say is..."Be afraid, be very afraid"
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:54 pm

'Ave oi evvir dun rong bye thee pyrates on this bored wiv enny ov me past sugjestshuns? No! They was awl moste fetchin centrefolds -- if oi sais so meself -- an oi duz.

(Unloike sum scurvy blaggarrds oi cood nayme, lyke that Black Barrrt, wot onlee giv ye 'af a wench inn thee preveus isshoe.)

Then wot be awl the treppindayshun habowt?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:08 am

Here's a small pictorial for ye, but not really centerfold material.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Elastoman » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:49 pm

Arrr...an' now hez playin wif dollies. Disturbin', t' be sure.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:02 am

Wharr be this munf's wench? Oi've bin 'angin out all day!

An' Dave,oi fink yer choice o' boots in yer self-poitrait be jus' adorable.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:46 am

Yarrrgh. Venganza wunt load fer me yestiddy at awl! Se ye lot wear hits awlreddy tomorrow be gettin yer centerfold wun day layte. Hop awl ogees.
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MR HOGGEST: ERROL FLYNN
Yarrr, lads an lasses, this munf's centrefold be a jung cabbin bouy of me ackwaintents, wot be coming up in thee werld. 'E's gone to thee Newe Werlde to be a hacktor, witch 'e claymes hinvolves dressin hup an pertendin t'be sumwun or sumfink else, an tellin lyes. Fer munny! Hit sownds a lot loike pyracy to me, as that be pretty much wot 'e did as me cabbin bouy.

Name: Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn
But 'e were oanlie noan as "Leslee" wen 'e were me cabbin bouy.

Occupation: Former Cabbin Bouy on thee Mad Moggies Revenge an Newe Werlde Hactor

Likes: Swashin 'is buckles, taykin' desperit churnees, robbin frum thee ritch an givin to thee pour, posin fer beefecayke publicity fotos, ritin' long-winded tayles habowt 'isself, an' drinkin wiskey wiv thee lads.

Dislikes: Pertendin t'get aloong wiv hacktresses naymed Betty an doin' pro bono hadvertisments fer Bart Hindustries.


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Hear 'e be, swashin 'is buckle abowt in wun ov is "moovees".



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An 'ere be a pitchur of 'im back wen 'e were just a 'umbull cabbin bouy.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby joshuaskingdom » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:52 am

(after 3 days of bella gut laughin, read all 60 pages of the thread)
YAARRRGH Matees..
Oi be Capn J Cox of moi boat the skinny dipper.

Oi jus opened me store "patches parrots and peglegs"
thoughts me cood get some averts in the playbilge

oi got plenty o dubloons but be lookin for trades

I gots some noice driftwood peglegs trade for a ride upon the s.s. brenda

oim all out o parrot perches but be willin to throw out me cabin boy for one of those loin clothes I saw a few messages back!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:56 am

Welcome aboard, joshua! Go get yerself a Capn's Deloight an' Brasso chaser in thee Benbow. Tell 'em t'put it on Detective Turtleholme's tab...


Ye may also sells yer paches an parrits an such 'ear wiv ArrrghBay.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby joshuaskingdom » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:39 pm

me swabs got a bit to learn bout ye cutlass

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