PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby KicknGuitar » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:25 am

Arr, Me last snap of Shive-A-Git before we sent 'er down to Davy Jones Locker! Not a peep, even from the rafter rats as she went. Yar, mostly pray for his Noodly Appendage to have 'em dropped ever so lightly before she hit bottom, Yaar!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:05 am

Aaaarrgh...I can just see Cap'n Cronan on the bridge.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:56 am

KicknGuitar wrote:Arr, Me last snap of Shive-A-Git before we sent 'er down to Davy Jones Locker!
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Arrrr... is that a nooklear bomb goin' off next to the ship? Ye's made sum nasty enemies lad.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:09 am

Aaaaarrrgh...look at all the fancy bunting along the mast tops...it must be that poofter Blackbeard's ship!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Capn Tayth » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:09 pm

Yarr, probly went doon to Elton John music...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby KicknGuitar » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:17 am

Aaaarggh! She ran through us 'n dah honky-tonker Billeh Joel! Deh Landlubber thought he'd overtake- ol' Billigan,buh th' accordian were aboard and canons set instead of 'er nets- 'n she took a hit, Ol' Billigan gave 'em their respects and played DownEaster as dey sank to the murkiest depths.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:58 am

Jaques Cousteau was always diving into the murky depths:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:45 am

Aaaargh I remembers Jaques...he were as fine a diver as I ever met.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:56 am

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Aye. I hears that ee invented the Anne Summers aqualung fer that very purpose.
As ye can see in the photo, his constant diving also led him to invent the brimless hat.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:16 am

Aaaaaarrrrgh, Captain Cronan was well aquainted wiv Jaques Cousteau...they often met in the Murky depths.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:51 am

MISS JUNE

Name: Esmerelda Scales

Occupation: Pool Side Ornament, Dugong Impersonator

Likes: Underderwater hair care products, Hanging around pools, Striking long poses with no clothes on

Dislikes: Steel Wool, Corrosion, Too much chlorine, Getting acosted by drunken pool hooligans

Where will you be in 5 years time: Well there are rumours this ole hotel is being upgraded to a swish boutique type.
I might just find meself sitting by one of those glass bottomed numbers. That'll show me fishy butt off!

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:58 am

She looks like she needs to cut her toenails.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:06 am

Arrrrr...she has a noice pair o flippers though.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:09 am

Aargh, ye gotta appreshiate the amount o' stamina an' endoorance needed to sit on that rock all day!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:12 am

OOOOOH...isn't she a funny colour though...I would advise her to stay off the Fish Head Stew.
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