PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
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YArrrr...
Oi hears she was a bit of an Irn Bru guzzler as well!
Oi hears she was a bit of an Irn Bru guzzler as well!
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Rumour was, she did various things to Henry that pleased him greatly but did not contribute to getting a son. 

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Fat Henry was a big turn off if you ask me.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
It's been a while...but 'ere we go again!!
MISS DECEMBER
Name: Muriel Bent-whistle
Occupation: North Pole toy maker (with a penchant for making surface to air missiles).
Likes: Hangin' out in the North Pole with a big hairy ugly white beared geezer, that looks like a Coca Cola advert.
Gettin' photo bombed by big Rasta dudes...
Dislikes: Flying anywhere over Portsmouth near DaveL's anti-aircraft facilities.
Where will you be be in 5 years time?: Well if the big fat hairy bloke doesn't cut me more pay, O'ill be opening me own anti aircraft business in the North Pole. Yarrr...come Christmas, that fat bugger won't make it off the ground!!!

MISS DECEMBER
Name: Muriel Bent-whistle
Occupation: North Pole toy maker (with a penchant for making surface to air missiles).
Likes: Hangin' out in the North Pole with a big hairy ugly white beared geezer, that looks like a Coca Cola advert.
Gettin' photo bombed by big Rasta dudes...
Dislikes: Flying anywhere over Portsmouth near DaveL's anti-aircraft facilities.
Where will you be be in 5 years time?: Well if the big fat hairy bloke doesn't cut me more pay, O'ill be opening me own anti aircraft business in the North Pole. Yarrr...come Christmas, that fat bugger won't make it off the ground!!!

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Yarrrr...in the midst of yet more 3rd party attempts attempts to publish the Loose Canon...we'll keep ye smilin'...'ere's Miss January for ye...
MISS JANUARY

Name: Kimberley O'Farrell
Occupation: Saucy Wench
Likes: Makin' stuff to enhance your sausage, Worcestershire, Hangin out at Big Rons
Dislikes: Vegetarian Hippie types, Fasting for Lent
Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if me sauce business takes off Oi be lookin to enhance everyone's sausage from Portsmouth to the West Indies. No sausages will be left unscathed!
MISS JANUARY

Name: Kimberley O'Farrell
Occupation: Saucy Wench
Likes: Makin' stuff to enhance your sausage, Worcestershire, Hangin out at Big Rons
Dislikes: Vegetarian Hippie types, Fasting for Lent
Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if me sauce business takes off Oi be lookin to enhance everyone's sausage from Portsmouth to the West Indies. No sausages will be left unscathed!
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oi lykes Janurey an' sawse , rrrrrrrrrrrrrr .
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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YArrr...
It nearly be February...close ye eyes Nefyoo!
It nearly be February...close ye eyes Nefyoo!
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DaveL wrote:Yarrrr...in the midst of yet more 3rd party attempts attempts to publish the Loose Canon...we'll keep ye smilin'...'ere's Miss January for ye...
MISS JANUARY
Name: Kimberley O'Farrell
Occupation: Saucy Wench
Likes: Makin' stuff to enhance your sausage, Worcestershire, Hangin out at Big Rons
Dislikes: Vegetarian Hippie types, Fasting for Lent
Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if me sauce business takes off Oi be lookin to enhance everyone's sausage from Portsmouth to the West Indies. No sausages will be left unscathed!

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dat me nu sittarr puddy tat rrrrrrrrrrrr 

cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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MISS FEBRUARY

Name: Georgette Christie
Occupation: Fishmonger and Sea Food Model
Likes: Ice cubes, impersinatin' mermaids, wearin' prawns (ie shrimp) in her hair, fallin' asleep in a pile of crustaceans.
Dislikes: Hot weather, things that go off in the sun, brushin me prawny hair at night
Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if the sun gets any hotter, I'll be lookin to marry and have lots of little pirates to keep the global warmin' at bay. Me ice cubes have been meltin' alot lately.
Oi may need to hinvest in a good deodorant. When the lads get a whiff of me, they take orf.

Name: Georgette Christie
Occupation: Fishmonger and Sea Food Model
Likes: Ice cubes, impersinatin' mermaids, wearin' prawns (ie shrimp) in her hair, fallin' asleep in a pile of crustaceans.
Dislikes: Hot weather, things that go off in the sun, brushin me prawny hair at night
Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if the sun gets any hotter, I'll be lookin to marry and have lots of little pirates to keep the global warmin' at bay. Me ice cubes have been meltin' alot lately.
Oi may need to hinvest in a good deodorant. When the lads get a whiff of me, they take orf.
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DaveL wrote:MISS FEBRUARY
Name: Georgette Christie
Occupation: Fishmonger and Sea Food Model
Likes: Ice cubes, impersinatin' mermaids, wearin' prawns (ie shrimp) in her hair, fallin' asleep in a pile of crustaceans.
Dislikes: Hot weather, things that go off in the sun, brushin me prawny hair at night
Where will you be in 5 years time?: Well if the sun gets any hotter, I'll be lookin to marry and have lots of little pirates to keep the global warmin' at bay. Me ice cubes have been meltin' alot lately.
Oi may need to hinvest in a good deodorant. When the lads get a whiff of me, they take orf.
Oi dunno, Davey me lad. Looks loike she has crabs.
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-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Iz et Januwary yet ?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Prawn to be wild!
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Again I find myself questioning why this thread exists . . .
Well, unlike Nef Yoo, I actually follow the main idea of a thread when I post, so here it goes:
Is this one of those magazines with aaaaaaaaaall those little cards in it?
You open up your subscription and all those little cards fall out.
And most of them come in your subscription package, ASKING YOU TO SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!
It better not have those little cards in it . . . aarrrrggghh . . .
EDIT: Also, I'm told I overuse, " . . . ". Is that true?
Well, unlike Nef Yoo, I actually follow the main idea of a thread when I post, so here it goes:
Is this one of those magazines with aaaaaaaaaall those little cards in it?
You open up your subscription and all those little cards fall out.
And most of them come in your subscription package, ASKING YOU TO SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!

It better not have those little cards in it . . . aarrrrggghh . . .

EDIT: Also, I'm told I overuse, " . . . ". Is that true?
Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Again I find myself questioning why this thread exists . . .
Well, unlike Nef Yoo, I actually follow the main idea of a thread when I post, so here it goes:
Is this one of those magazines with aaaaaaaaaall those little cards in it?
You open up your subscription and all those little cards fall out.
And most of them come in your subscription package, ASKING YOU TO SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!![]()
It better not have those little cards in it . . . aarrrrggghh . . .![]()
EDIT: Also, I'm told I overuse, " . . . ". Is that true?
Yarrr...
Do ye know what a lads mag is? Your a pirate arn't ye?
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