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Postby beagle » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:27 am

She reminds me a bit of Diana Rigg in the old Avengers. Probably just the boots...

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Postby black bart » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:55 am

YYAARR I likes a woman in boots -

T'other day I popped in for a prescription for me sea sickness and I spotted a comely wench on the hemoroids counter.
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:44 am

beagle wrote:She reminds me a bit of Diana Rigg in the old Avengers.


Arr...

there be some jiggin in the Riggin'

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Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:10 pm

YArrrrr...

Those knee length boots could be real handy. Oi wuz wunderin' I she be an apprentice at the ARGH 9000 shipworks?
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:07 pm

Arrr...

she'd be confusin me quartermaster. Ee's not used to buyin boots in pairs.

Yaaaaarrrr....

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Boots and thighs

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:03 am

Now there be a good article for PlayBilge _ Diana Rigg in boots V Lara Croft in boots - which camp are you in reader? :fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:08 am

YArrrr....

Would anyone loike a PlayBilge assignment?

PM me if yer would loike to send us your pira-tive ideas. O'im bereft of ideas, apart from photoshopin' pirate patches on beautiful women with AK47's....

Yarrrrr...

EDIT: YARRR...HANG ON 'ERES ONE!
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Postby DaveL » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:31 am

Yarrrrrr…and now a word from our more discrete sponsors...

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Postby amenabletopasta » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:06 am

Garrr! Don't be believin' the scurvy hype, mateys. The swabs don't be telling ye about the unwanted side-effects: Oi took a Hi Risarghhh pill an' now me peg-leg be rearing up at a jaunty angle, so's Oi can't walk!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:46 am

thart may be true, but don' take it out on Dave. 'e's just gettin' paid te put it up. who don' loike gettin' dubloons fer free?
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Josephine

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:29 am

amenabletopasta wrote:

Oi took a Hi Risarghhh pill an' now me peg-leg be rearing up at a jaunty angle, so's Oi can't walk!


Zut alors ... malheureusement Josephine is spending the next few nights in hopitale - sacre bleu...how long does it take for ze effects of dis 'Hi Risarghhh' to wear of!!!!!!!! :?
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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:49 am

Arrrr - blast ye an yer concoctions Cap'n DaveL!

Last weekend I be trying the one tablet t' see what all the fuss were about, an I's got through three cabin boys already.

Yarrrrrr...

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Postby Duke » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:54 pm

I don't know about this Hi Risarghhh thing..........

You know, the customer beware, and I am afraid all right.


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Death to Spammers

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:04 am

It's a cryin shame we can't spam the spammers with endless Hi Risarghhh messages - twood be sweet revenge.
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Re: Death to Spammers

Postby DaveL » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:11 pm

black bart wrote:It's a cryin shame we can't spam the spammers with endless Hi Risarghhh messages - twood be sweet revenge.


YArrrrr...Oi'd reckon they be a prudish lot and would be offended.
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