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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:22 pm

I came about my ARGH 9000 when I was down in the Caribbean. I needed some intercontinental transportation, when I laid my eyes on a ARGH 9000. I snuck on and silently threw the crew overboard.


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Postby black bart » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:03 am

Strapline from National Muskit Association:

THE NMA - BANGIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY


YYYAAARRR Me an the crew be interested in joinin this ere NMA. Be there a monthly subscription and does ye get a discount for bein a PlayBilge reader?

Also do all the members look like the president?
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Postby Tickle » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:40 pm

Duke wrote:I came about my ARGH 9000 when I was down in the Caribbean. I needed some intercontinental transportation, when I laid my eyes on a ARGH 9000. I snuck on and silently threw the crew overboard.


Duke


Oi thought I'd seen tha' ninja-pirate before. You cost me a an arm an' a peg-leg on me insurance... Lucky oi could swim...
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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:30 pm

CHinese made SKS, and a girl from www.redstararms.com

Good taste,
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Postby DaveL » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:48 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:CHinese made SKS, and a girl from www.redstararms.com

Good taste,
Davel.

YAERRRRR :fsm_yarr:


YArrrrr...

But where's their pirate patches?

We may have to balance the content and present a few of the Bilge crew clad in G-strings wielding their weapons around.

Arghhhhh...
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Postby DaveL » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:56 pm

black bart wrote:Strapline from National Muskit Association:

THE NMA - BANGIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY


YYYAAARRR Me an the crew be interested in joinin this ere NMA. Be there a monthly subscription and does ye get a discount for bein a PlayBilge reader?

Also do all the members look like the president?


Arghhhh...

Yes indeedy to all those questions Black Bart. 20% percent off Oi believe.

In fact, the apparel she be wearin' is your standard dress at all NMA gatherin's - men included. Her boots be a special combat issue.

Just don't try aimin' that weapon wearin' two eye patches.

YArrrrrr...
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Postby Duke » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:24 pm

Tickle wrote:
Duke wrote:I came about my ARGH 9000 when I was down in the Caribbean. I needed some intercontinental transportation, when I laid my eyes on a ARGH 9000. I snuck on and silently threw the crew overboard.


Duke


Oi thought I'd seen tha' ninja-pirate before. You cost me a an arm an' a peg-leg on me insurance... Lucky oi could swim...


Ye had it insured? Good man!


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:56 pm

arr! oi believe a yoing an' "hip" privateer moight say "ye got served" in this situation
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Postby Duke » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:36 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:arr! oi believe a yoing an' "hip" privateer moight say "ye got served" in this situation


Or: Ya Got Shut Down!!!


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




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Postby black bart » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:04 am

Ye baint be speekin pirate lingo thar young uns - do I detect from yer Street Savvy speak that bein
'Shot Down'

means havin yer advances rejected by a wench?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:59 pm

nar, yesse, Dukey-san called Dave a "good man". qoite the insult if'n ye ask me.
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Postby Duke » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:22 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:nar, yesse, Dukey-san called Dave a "good man". qoite the insult if'n ye ask me.


Good, in yer own baaad way.


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby black bart » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:02 am

YYYARRR - I be well pleased with me Aarghh 9000. Me and the crew have made some necessary modifications however. Thars the BFG fitted on the focsle, a shark cage for lowerin scurvy blaggards down into the briny to give em encouragement to tells me where be their treasure, a satelite dish for picken up local TV and a sea food emporium for visitin dignitaries. We once had a Spanish Duke on board and he complained about the bittles - just before we fed him to the sharks!
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Postby _Tex_ » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:17 am

Oid loike to put forth moi candidate fer miss february.
name- miss Tammy
occupation- apprentice boat builder
turn ons- big ships, tattoos
turn offs- sea sickness, the Royal Navy

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Postby teripie » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:05 am

Miss Tammy do look a little wooden ta me. But then Oi suppose she be very quiet.
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