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Re: UUUUGH!

Postby DaveL » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:56 am

black bart wrote:Can we have this months centrefold now ed...

me an the crew be traumatised after that lot!!!! :fsm_worried:


ERE BE MISS JANUARY 2006 FOR YERS LADS.

Her name be Miss Molly, and she be a Second Mate on the Arghhh 9000.
Her hobbies include drinkin rum, gettin into foights and diggin fer buried treasure.

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Postby amenabletopasta » Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:31 am

Garrr! Oi's be a bit worried about yer Miss January (and not just because the wench'll be getting pneumonia if she be going out on the high seas in January wearing that skimpy gear).

Oi reckons she might be a sea hag that be using 'er magic ter bewitch us all! The sorcery involved be powerful, so me money be on a dreaded harridan that used t' regularly fly across the Atlantic ter frighten the Noodle out of us pirates o' the Old World:

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Postby DaveL » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:40 am

THE R (ARGGHH) FILES - I WANT TO BELIEVE

Now for a taste of the paranormal for yers lads and laddettes. A totally anonymous PlayBilge reader, who may or may not be a mysterious religious figure, sent in this Llamaic vision for yers all to behold, for it truly be an apparition. :worship: :fsm_yarr:

Only the FSM himself could have bestowed such a vision upon us. Does it mean something vital to the future of the world? Or is it just another weather balloon, Oy ask yers?

Oi'm off to the CIA roight now, where this vital piece of paranormal evidence will be read and quashed in a vault somehwere under the White House for the next 100 years.

If yer don't hear from me in the near future, send yer PlayBilge articles to 'Prisoner Capn DaveL' c/- Secret Base, Area 51, USA.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:27 am

ye gods! thats amazing! I never knew the Pope had a midget helper!
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Postby DaveL » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:21 am

Yarrrrrr...

Oi thought the Pope was the furry looking guy on our right. Oi have no idea who the dudes in the pyjamas are. Must have been a great slumber party!
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Postby black bart » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:09 pm

Dave L wrote:

'Her name be Miss Molly, and she be a Second Mate on the Arghhh 9000'.


I think I might fork out me treasure for an Arghhh 9000 after all! :lol:
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Postby DaveL » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:57 am

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS.... Arrggghh you guessed it...

You've sailed the seven seas and heard the cries of the seagulls...

You've slit the gizzrds of your deadliest foe and heard his blood curdling cries...

You've fired a cannon ball into an unruly mob and heard their deathly screams...

But there is one sound that always be music to yer ears, every time yer sail into port...

Z O O M
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The ARGGH 9000 be the most sexy wench pullin' galleon there be.

So head on down ter Honest John O' Grady's at yer nearest local dock and pick up one of these babies ter-day!

THE ARGHH 9000 ZOOM ZOOM...Because you know you want it!...YARRGGHHHHH!!!
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Postby Iron Jenny Bonney » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:24 am

Arg how much be the Arrrr 9000? or, in natural pirate fashion, do we steal one?
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:38 am

DaveL wrote:AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS.... Arrggghh you guessed it...

You've sailed the seven seas and heard the cries of the seagulls...

You've slit the gizzrds of your deadliest foe and heard his blood curdling cries...

You've fired a cannon ball into an unruly mob and heard their deathly screams...

But there is one sound that always be music to yer ears, every time yer sail into port...

Z O O M
Z O O M


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The ARGGH 9000 be the most sexy wench pullin' galleon there be.

So head on down ter Honest John O' Grady's at yer nearest local dock and pick up one of these babies ter-day!

THE ARGHH 9000 ZOOM ZOOM...Because you know you want it!...YARRGGHHHHH!!!



Me moving ninja-pirate base is on a ARGGH 9000!!! Nuthin' ken stop it!


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Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:41 am

Iron Jenny Bonney wrote:Arg how much be the Arrrr 9000? or, in natural pirate fashion, do we steal one?


YArrgghh...

That be a good question there Iron Jenny - the latter is best.

Oi took an Argh 9000 for a test sail down at Honest Johns. The only thing is, Oi forgot to tell Honest John Oi was sailin' from Sydney to the Bahamas in it.

O'im afraid Honest John didn't take too kindly to me extended borrowin' of his Arghh 9000. He's now got his friend Bill 'The Gentle Persuader' Royston searchin' the Carribean for me and crew (who all came along for the test drive).

Maybe O'ill return it when the Arghh 9001 comes out!
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Postby black bart » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:46 am

Ye Blaggard - Just as I forks out me hard earned treasure for an Aarghh 9000 ye tells me there's an Aarghh 9001 comin out. It's just like buyin a bleedin Desk Top Computer!!!!!! I bet I can't upgrade me Aarghh 9000 either!!!!:fsm_worried:
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Postby Iron Jenny Bonney » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:22 am

arrr I've 'eard that is ain't coming out for a few years so don't be worried, plus the re sale value of the Arggh 9000 is fantastic
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Re: Avast

Postby Tickle » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:28 pm

black bart wrote:Ye Blaggard - Just as I forks out me hard earned treasure for an Aarghh 9000 ye tells me there's an Aarghh 9001 comin out. It's just like buyin a bleedin Desk Top Computer!!!!!! I bet I can't upgrade me Aarghh 9000 either!!!!:fsm_worried:


It isn't like buyin' a desktop computer! oi bought one when oi heard ya say tha' an' now oi lost me pirate ship no-claims bonus...
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Re: Avast

Postby The Black Spot » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:14 pm

black bart wrote:Ye Blaggard - Just as I forks out me hard earned treasure for an Aarghh 9000 ye tells me there's an Aarghh 9001 comin out. It's just like buyin a bleedin Desk Top Computer!!!!!! I bet I can't upgrade me Aarghh 9000 either!!!!:fsm_worried:


Arrr lad... I thinks Cap'n DaveL has already cracked the easy-upgrade route.

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Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:53 pm

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR OTHER SPONSORS...

Today in our ever changing world, it's always nice to feel safe...

The world is full of terror...

And yer never know when some scurvy dog will come for yer in the night...

It's nice ter keep yer little blaggards and Missus safe from harms way...


THE NATIONAL MUSKET ASSOCIATION (NMA) aims ter provide every pirate with firearms for banging all those troubles away.

We'll work hard to defend your roights, to keep bangin' everthing that moves from the age of birth, until the day yer die (from either gun or non gun related causes).

Just remember it ain't guns that kill people - it's bullets that kill people. YArrrrr...

Our aim is to ensure that every pirate household is armed and ready for what ever trouble there be (includin' domestic disputes).

SO NEXT ELECTION WE'LL BE LOBBYIN HARD, TO DEFEND YOUR PIRATICAL RIGHTS TO REMAIN ARMED AND DANGEROUS AT ALL TOIMES. AND THERE BE NUTHIN' BETTER THAN SHOOTIN' SOMEONE TER PROVE YOUR RIGHT...YArrrrr.

THE NMA - BANGIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY

'ere is the NMA President keepin' the world safe from further harm.

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