THE R (ARGGHH) FILES - I WANT TO BELIEVE
Now for a taste of the paranormal for yers lads and laddettes. A totally anonymous PlayBilge reader, who may or may not be a mysterious religious figure, sent in this Llamaic vision for yers all to behold, for it truly be an apparition.
Only the FSM himself could have bestowed such a vision upon us. Does it mean something vital to the future of the world? Or is it just another weather balloon, Oy ask yers?
Oi'm off to the CIA roight now, where this vital piece of paranormal evidence will be read and quashed in a vault somehwere under the White House for the next 100 years.
If yer don't hear from me in the near future, send yer PlayBilge articles to 'Prisoner Capn DaveL' c/- Secret Base, Area 51, USA.