PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:24 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:13 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:23 pm

Harr, matey, ye bin caught pillagin' again. :lol:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:38 pm

^ Harrrr Dave.... but 'e do be a pyrate evin if it be a hilee hunsuckcessful one. :lol:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:42 am

Grooooooaaaan...tis still janoooarreee!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:33 am

Be four we misses 'em hentirely... Misses Febrooairy an' Marrrrch... Oi b'leave they be watchin' bart displayin' 'is legendary sordsmenship....

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:25 pm

Oi finks not. They be smylin con-jeany'all loike, not larfin their booties orf.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby OZ_Nick » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:48 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Oi finks not. They be smylin con-jeany'all loike, not larfin their booties orf.
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Maybee Bart 'asn't started yet, and they be smiling coz they doan know wotz comin and they jest read the posters at the front gate... :fsm_yarr:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:50 am

Blimey I don't know which one ta show me rapier to first!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:01 am

Arrrrrr Oi 'erd ye as been away doin' yer pennance fer showin' yer rapier ta thee lassies at Mrs McEachen's Skool Fer Yung Ladies.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:22 pm

Time for entries for Miss April:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:30 pm

Wots 'er name Dave... Hermaphrodité ??
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:12 am

Brian, I think she said ...

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:39 am

^ :lol:

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:12 am

Do 'is eyes glow in the dark? If so, where do I apply to add 'im ter me collectiun of human torches? 'appen he/she be human of some type?
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