Pirates of the Caribbean
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow: Role model, or Hollywood garbage?
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Aclor79 wrote:Captain Jack Sparrow: Role model, or Hollywood garbage?
Well it's good questjun matey.
From me own point o view I can't say I've used Jack as a role model:

I left orf thee eye liner an such as it would make me a bit too fetchin in front o me croo after a long voyage.
But there be no arm in lookin smart in front o thee camera and thee lad be darned good at swingin in thee riggin an such.
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I quite like the fellow.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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Qwertyuiopasd wrote:I quite like the fellow.
Who doesn't?
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Me.
Too much eyeliner?
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Next question...Will Turner: elf or blacksmith/pirate?



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Arrgh ye'll be tellin me that ye can ave Elves as Pirates next.
I supposes Peter Pan was a kind of elf.
I supposes Peter Pan was a kind of elf.
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pieces o'nine wrote:Next question...Will Turner: elf or blacksmith/pirate?![]()
I don't get it. Apart from long hair and being of the masculine persuasion, what have they in common?

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^ hmmmmm...
Top: Jesus has sold his cloak to buy a sword [Luke 22:36]
Bottom: Frank Zappa, but chin puff is on steroids
Here he is, swashbuckling-esque-ish.

Top: Jesus has sold his cloak to buy a sword [Luke 22:36]
Bottom: Frank Zappa, but chin puff is on steroids
Here he is, swashbuckling-esque-ish.
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Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Who are they anyway, Roy?
The top one is definitely Viggo Mortensen playing Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings. No idea about the beardy bugger on the bottom

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They are all the Many Faces of Viggo.
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Back to Depp: one essential character expressed in a series of films?

left: hat-wearing, dreadlocked pirate hiding difficult past, embroiled in jealousy, treachery & rum
right: hat-wearing, enterprising ex-pat embroiled in jealousy, treachery & rum

left: London-based entrepreneur affecting Bride of Frankenstein coiffure, hiding painful past (dead spouse), embroiled in jealousy & revenge
right: hat-wearing entrepreneur, hiding painful past (daddy issues), embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge mini plots

left: London-based, cravat-wearing professional embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge plots over someone else's hidden, painful past (lost spouse)
right: English, cravat-wearing entrepreneur embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge plot over someone else's hidden, painful past (dead spouse)

left: hat-wearing entrepreneur hiding painful past, driven to unstable revenge, daring hairstyle & eye makeup
right: fluke entrepreneur hiding painful past (daddy issues), embroiled in jealousy, coiffure "from hell" sets pace for rest of career
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Back to Depp: one essential character expressed in a series of films?



left: hat-wearing, dreadlocked pirate hiding difficult past, embroiled in jealousy, treachery & rum
right: hat-wearing, enterprising ex-pat embroiled in jealousy, treachery & rum


left: London-based entrepreneur affecting Bride of Frankenstein coiffure, hiding painful past (dead spouse), embroiled in jealousy & revenge
right: hat-wearing entrepreneur, hiding painful past (daddy issues), embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge mini plots


left: London-based, cravat-wearing professional embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge plots over someone else's hidden, painful past (lost spouse)
right: English, cravat-wearing entrepreneur embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge plot over someone else's hidden, painful past (dead spouse)


left: hat-wearing entrepreneur hiding painful past, driven to unstable revenge, daring hairstyle & eye makeup
right: fluke entrepreneur hiding painful past (daddy issues), embroiled in jealousy, coiffure "from hell" sets pace for rest of career
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Roy Hunter wrote:Now that you mention it, he's not a real actor at all, is he? He's a one-dimensional ham.
...yeah an he's nasty to Dwarves.
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i dunt fink eee kin
wun fass wiff iz
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