Pirates of the Caribbean

[Aclor79]

Captain Jack Sparrow: Role model, or Hollywood garbage?

[black bart]

Captain Jack Sparrow: Role model, or Hollywood garbage?

Well it's good questjun matey.

From me own point o view I can't say I've used Jack as a role model:



I left orf thee eye liner an such as it would make me a bit too fetchin in front o me croo after a long voyage.

But there be no arm in lookin smart in front o thee camera and thee lad be darned good at swingin in thee riggin an such.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

I quite like the fellow.

[Aclor79]

I quite like the fellow.

Who doesn't?

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Me.

[black bart]

Me.

Too much eyeliner?

[pieces o'nine]

Next question...Will Turner: elf or blacksmith/pirate?

[black bart]

Arrgh ye'll be tellin me that ye can ave Elves as Pirates next.

I supposes Peter Pan was a kind of elf.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Next question...Will Turner: elf or blacksmith/pirate?

I don't get it. Apart from long hair and being of the masculine persuasion, what have they in common?
[/faceblindness]

[pieces o'nine]

^ hmmmmm...
Top: Jesus has sold his cloak to buy a sword [Luke 22:36]
Bottom: Frank Zappa, but chin puff is on steroids

Here he is, swashbuckling-esque-ish.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Who are they anyway, Roy?

[daftbeaker]

Who are they anyway, Roy?

The top one is definitely Viggo Mortensen playing Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings. No idea about the beardy bugger on the bottom

[pieces o'nine]

They are all the Many Faces of Viggo.

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Back to Depp: one essential character expressed in a series of films?

left: hat-wearing, dreadlocked pirate hiding difficult past, embroiled in jealousy, treachery & rum
right: hat-wearing, enterprising ex-pat embroiled in jealousy, treachery & rum


left: London-based entrepreneur affecting Bride of Frankenstein coiffure, hiding painful past (dead spouse), embroiled in jealousy & revenge
right: hat-wearing entrepreneur, hiding painful past (daddy issues), embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge mini plots


left: London-based, cravat-wearing professional embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge plots over someone else's hidden, painful past (lost spouse)
right: English, cravat-wearing entrepreneur embroiled in elaborate jealousy & revenge plot over someone else's hidden, painful past (dead spouse)


left: hat-wearing entrepreneur hiding painful past, driven to unstable revenge, daring hairstyle & eye makeup
right: fluke entrepreneur hiding painful past (daddy issues), embroiled in jealousy, coiffure "from hell" sets pace for rest of career

[black bart]

Now that you mention it, he's not a real actor at all, is he? He's a one-dimensional ham.

...yeah an he's nasty to Dwarves.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

huhuhuhuhuhuhaaa
ahahahaaa

unca cappin jak sparrwow wun weely funny aahahahaha a
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i dunt fink eee kin
wun fass wiff iz
arrms wayfin awown lik dat .